Silent Seymour Tour, Ed the Sock, Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker and SEAN WARD!!! |
Update of the shit
Tour was awesome and shitty with Silent Seymour. I think we had more fun driving and telling each other's jokes than actually playing the shows. We dubbed the tour, "The Empty Room"...
Posted by HUMAN KEBAB on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:52:00 PST |
102.1 THE EDGE - Wednesday Night Indie Hour |
Dave Bookman's indie night, this Wednesday, will be playing "I Was Made for This", the first single from Sean Ward & The Realness. I scratched all over this track, as well as the accompanying albu...
Posted by HUMAN KEBAB on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 05:01:00 PST |
I cant believe you left me @ CHINADOLL |
So like 200 people showed up, biggest show/dance party I have ever seen. In fact, the dance party got so big and addictive that both B.A. Johnston and myself back out on playing like 3 times; then we ...
Posted by HUMAN KEBAB on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 08:01:00 PST |
102.1 THE EDGE TONIGHT - USS!!! |
Tonight Bookie will be dropping, for the first time, HOLLOWPOINT SNIPER HYPERBOLE!
During the Indie Hour, between 11 and 12, you will dance harder than the shingle goo on my work boots from re-...
Posted by HUMAN KEBAB on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 12:01:00 PST |
Sean Ward & The Realness, Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker and Human Kebab |
Let me set the record straight for all of you who don't get it.
I am Human Kebab - I perform throat pounding asshole rap
Human Kebab also scratches records.
Human Kebab scratches records for Sean Ward...
Posted by HUMAN KEBAB on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 05:32:00 PST |
I'm back and the Wedding's Off!!! |
Okay, due to some of your aggressive and somewhat desperate requests, I have again posted Wedding's Off from my 2004 debut EP Impossible Songs...this song sucks and is about sluts, so laugh and downlo...
Posted by HUMAN KEBAB on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:14:00 PST |
www.humankebabmusic.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
..will be the greatest most horrible site on the internet-samples from new tunes-remixes-excerpts from human's grade 6 "my little pony" diary-shitloads of half naked pictures-apologies to bands he's o...
Posted by HUMAN KEBAB on Wed, 16 May 2007 02:13:00 PST |
United Kingdom Tour!!! |
So...
One of my dearest friends and inspirations, Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker, has asked that I saddle up my turntables and embark on a tour of England, Ireland and Scotland at the end of August. August...
Posted by HUMAN KEBAB on Wed, 16 May 2007 11:39:00 PST |
62 Days straight in FORT MCMURDER... |
So...
I have finally left the asshole of the country behind me...62 days is enough for me and I don't recommend anybody go to Fort McMurder unless your hiding form the cops, like to make lots of money...
Posted by HUMAN KEBAB on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:47:00 PST |
FORT MCMURRAY and Dana Recital |
Dana Recital is a dedication to a wonderful woman who can outparty every pipeliner, welder and crackhead up here in COLD ASS FORT MCMURRAY...you can have it, club banger bebe!!!
-34 today bitches, you...
Posted by HUMAN KEBAB on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 02:44:00 PST |
