Cleaning your poo, pimping my poo cleaning services via amateurish commercials on cable, rendering your poo spotless and clear, making your poo suitable for children to swim in
If you're a large container of water that attracts filth, you'll be pleased to make my acquaintance. I enjoy sucking shit into my filter ... and NO, I don't mean it THAT way, silly (unless you are a large container of water that attracts filth, in which case I mean it quite literally).
Caddyshack