Ass. Tapping ass. Spanking ass. Kicking ass. Laughing my ass off. Making you laugh your ass off. Kissing ass. Busting ass. Being a wise ass. Hauling ass. And of course more ass.
I'd like to meet some fine asses, fast asses, fat asses, slow asses, wise asses, smart asses, punk asses, dumb asses, big asses, tough asses, weak asses, funny asses, boring asses, and all other variants of ass that walk this earth. It's not the ass that matters, it's that the ass exists that matters. You can only understand that logic if you are an ass. I'd also like to meet you, so why don't you leave me a voice message.
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Anything that I can shake my ass to.
Asses of Fire, The Assassin, How to Get the Man's Foot Outta Your Ass, Mila Ass Painting, Love and Loathing at the Ass Lamp Lounge, The Burdened Ass, and Respect My Ass.
Chris Rock: Big Ass Jokes and Eminem's Making the Ass
The Golden Ass (Oxford World's Classics) by Apuleius and P. G. Walsh, And the Ass Saw the Angel by Nick Cave, A Good Hard Kick in the Ass: Basic Training for Entrepreneurs by Rob Adams, and 98.6 Degrees: The Art of Keeping Your Ass Alive by Cody Lundin and Russ Miller
Pedro, Trey Parker, Jed, Matt Stone, Cartman, Ron Burgandy, Howard Stern, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Skeletor, Cobra Commander, Dennis Leary, Kim Jung Il as portrayed in the movie Team America, Saddam Hussein's Minister of Misinformation, and that one guy in that one movie who was a total ass.