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Comedy by Joseph

COMEDY! Provided to the masses.

About Me

I really am a normal guy. I reside in Decatur Texas but tend to spend most of my time in Dallas. I have a passion for comedy writing, poetry, Music and more. In my comedy work I tend to incorporate the world as I see it. Most of my writing revolves around everyday things. I love Improv and enjoy working on scripts and screenplay's. A vivid imagination is the spark that keeps me going. My mind is always in motion with ideas. Life is too short to not have fun and to live as much of a life as possible. Anyhow, be sure to drop a line sometime. I would love to hear from you.

My Interests

Writing, Music (playing and production), Photography, Travel and my kids.

I'd like to meet:

I love meeting my fans and everyone that I can make laugh. Drop me a line back because I would love to see your feedback and to hear from you. The John Butler Trio who I find amazing, Dave Foley and any of the Kids In the Hall, Dennis Leary.

Music:

The John Butler Trio, Steve Burns and the Struggle, Cornershop, The Beatles, The Verve, Oasis, Jet, The Flaming Lips, Sean Lennon and more.

Movies:

Brain Candy, Click, The Jerk, Four weddings and a funeral, Too many to list.

Television:

Lost, Dead like Me, Rescue Me.

Books:

I enjoy reading Robert Jordans Wheel of Time.

Heroes:

Dennis Leary, Steve Martin, Mel Brooks, Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder.

My Blog

Two minute improv.

Two minute improv. On a quick dare to improv a song about eating cat's, this was the result done in a punk rock style.   Cat's in the microwave kitties in the pan 4 for a dollar and kittens in...
Posted by Comedy by Joseph on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 06:59:00 PST

New page-new space

Everything wll be here. http://www.myspace.com/comedybyjoseph2 Please do send me a friend request and show your support.  Sorry for new issues and making a new page but it's out of my hands. ...
Posted by Comedy by Joseph on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 03:09:00 PST

Cool marketing idea.

I just had a brain storm.  If I even owned a pork processing company that produced hams I would so run with this commerical. Bin Laden (Look alike) rides into a stretch of ground on a 300 lb...
Posted by Comedy by Joseph on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:41:00 PST

Asian's with big weenies.

HA! Made ya look ya perv!     ...
Posted by Comedy by Joseph on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:45:00 PST

CAPTION CONTEST!

I think I'll let the unwashed masses try to caption this one.   Winner get's to drink a a Mojito with me at TGI Fridays.  My treat....
Posted by Comedy by Joseph on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:39:00 PST

Various to make you laugh.

Plus, I hear he can save you a ton on your car insurance.   The sweet taste of revenge. Oh yes.   Bullseye! Who says there isn't a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?It just depends on yo...
Posted by Comedy by Joseph on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:37:00 PST

Singing in the workplace.

I know this is going to sound just a tad bit pissy but what is it with people in an office complex that believe that they can sing? I understand that people get bored at work. Trust me, sitting in a...
Posted by Comedy by Joseph on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 07:30:00 PST

Peeping tom get’s some major wood.

Sorry.  I could not help myself when I read this news story.   http://www.breitbart.tv/html/4783.html http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8R7GQDG0&show_a rticle=1   What's even ...
Posted by Comedy by Joseph on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 05:42:00 PST

Missing dog issues resolved.

Heroin Chew toys: Some friends of mine recently got a puppy that immediately ran away. It's kind of a long story, involving loose collars, thunder, and a Nick At Night "Joanni Loves Chachi" Marathon; ...
Posted by Comedy by Joseph on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 05:51:00 PST

FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP FOR ME....

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion. But, the Indian Embassy in Washington , D.C. has recen...
Posted by Comedy by Joseph on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 07:00:00 PST