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Joseph Graniczny was born in 1978 in Ft: Worth,Texas . He has lived in various places from Chicago,Illinois Liverpool,England , Milano,Italy and Jerusalem,Israel among many others.
He has had a life time enjoyment of reading that progressed into a love of writing. He wrote his first short story in the second grade and never quit from there. His writing has encompassed Short stories, comedies, scripts, poems, lyrics, occasional love notes and the ever elusive novel he is trying to finish. His mother always encouraged him to read at an early age. At age four he started reading Mark Twain and the classics, by age eight he was reading Tom Clancy and Larry Niven.
Family issues growing up led him to focus on making others laugh so that they could forget life for awhile. He got used to dealing with things on his own and getting on with life in unpleasant circumstances and being smart and funny and subversive at the expense of authority. A youth spent with little or nothing to do drove his imagination onward as well as his writing. Free time was spent by writing his own works or reading a book.
In 1995-1997 he traveled the world in self exile. He enjoyed back-packing through Europe, Africa and the Middle East with a song in his heart and spirits high. During these travels he was busy writing poetry, taking photographs, making friends and exploring the world around him. One accomplishment was hitchhiking through the Middle East by himself at 18 years of age. At one point he even lived and worked with Bedowin natives in Jordan for three months. Other times have brought him through other places through much of the rest of the world.
He enjoys painting, writing, playing and producing music, photography, hunting, sailing, spending time with his children and relaxing. Other interests include peace and love, political activity (He did intern as a youth with the local Democratic Party), environmental activism, cancer awareness and fighting for the rights of the hearing impaired among many other causes and beliefs.
He currently resides in North Texas but due to the sad fact of stalker issues must claim that he is currently not certain exactly where he lives,or with whom. Though the whom does involve raising two children on his own and some pets. Joseph plans to continue painting until he goes blind, working with music until he goes deaf, making jokes until he breaks his funny bone and writing in all genre until he dies from a massive case of writers cramp.
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Joseph would love to meet any fans that he may have an interest in his work. He enjoys seeing feedback for his work. (Hint: See the blog.) He is also open to working with/for other writers and comedians. Joseph is mainly here to touch base with friends both old and new. Joseph is not here seeking romance or anything other than friendship.Thanks :)


Music:

The Mahavishnu Orchestra, Pure Prairie League, The Reindeer Section, Heavy Blinkers, David Bowie, The Flaming Lips, Steve Burns (and The Struggle), Plugged-in-hopped-up-superstar-Bob Dylan, PJ Harvey, The Foo Fighters, The Avett Brothers, The Fiery Furnaces, Elliott Smith, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Guster, The Beatles, Paul McCartney, Ben Folds, Jarvis Cocker, Oasis, anything Indie or power pop. Chris Isaak, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, The Dirty Mac, U2, Dwight Yoakam, Los Lonely Boys, John Lennon, Ronnie Milsap, The Rolling Stones, Doobie Brothers, Three Dog Night, Weezer, Ben Arthur, George Harrison, Paul Simon, Elvis Costello, Billy Joel, Huey Lewis & The News, Cyndi Lauper, Alanis Morissette, Kelly Clarkson, Elton John, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Alice Cooper, Sean Lennon, Stone Sour, Pulp, Lenny Kravitz, Steve Earle, The Eagles, The Lovin Spoonful, Pearl Jam, Arlo Guthrie, The Verve, Marcy Playground, Big Brother And The Holding Company., Slobberbone, James Taylor, Sly and the family stone, Three Dog Night, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Jessica Paris And much more.

Movies:

Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory, Big Fish, Heathers, 1408, Across The Universe. The Alien(s) series of films, The AVP movies, The two Predator films, The Star Wars Series.

Television:

Rescue Me, Anything History Channel related, Discovery Channel related, Lost, Red Dwarf, Open all hours, 60 Minutes.

Books:

Larry Niven, Robert Jordan (RIP) Tom Clancy and more.

Heroes:

My son. My Daughter. Teddy Roosevelt, Paul McCartney and too many troops overseas to list.

My Blog

Discovered Footage Of Hitler

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Posted by Comedy by Joseph on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 03:35:00 PST

Random

There's not much finer in this life than "Just Before The Security Guard Notices The Bear" photos.Except monkeys in hats. They will always be first in my heart.This is how they really repelled the Mon...
Posted by Comedy by Joseph on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 03:25:00 PST

Typical Joseph tuna sandwich stuff mixture.

Typical Joseph tuna sandwich stuff mixture.   (Known to cause heart failure in some folks and revolutions in small third world nations)   Large bowl. (non edible) :P Boil 12 eggs...
Posted by Comedy by Joseph on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 03:08:00 PST

I always knew.......

The fat kids rode in the back of the bus....
Posted by Comedy by Joseph on Sun, 25 May 2008 10:33:00 PST

New Crayola Ploy

I have to wonder if it tastes cheesy or not?  I keep waiting though for the new chicken soup and pizza ones....
Posted by Comedy by Joseph on Sun, 25 May 2008 10:30:00 PST

Something I like to cook. *Non-Comedy*

6 Tilapia filets, ½ cup extra virgin olive oil 2 tablespoons of salted sweet cream butter 1 cup  shelled pine nuts 1 cup chopped macadamia nuts 1 cup chopped pecans 1 cup chopped mor...
Posted by Comedy by Joseph on Thu, 15 May 2008 03:13:00 PST

Oh yeah!

The sweet taste of revenge. Oh yes....
Posted by Comedy by Joseph on Tue, 13 May 2008 03:48:00 PST

Vatican: It’s OK to believe in aliens

breitbart.com  VATICAN CITY (AP) - The Vatican's chief astronomer says that believing in aliens does not contradict faith in God. Catholics can see the new Indiana Jones movie without guilt.http://w...
Posted by Comedy by Joseph on Tue, 13 May 2008 10:45:00 PST

Jesus

Plus, I hear he can save you a ton on your car insurance....
Posted by Comedy by Joseph on Thu, 08 May 2008 03:46:00 PST

Caption Contest May 2008

The person who can provide the best caption for the photo above get's to grab some Mojitos with me at The Cheesecake Factory.  Your expense to get there though lol....
Posted by Comedy by Joseph on Thu, 08 May 2008 04:18:00 PST