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BLOB

REVOLUTION OF SLUT METAL IS NOW !

About Me

On a misty night in April 2001, a collection of rapists, paedophiles and murderers were summoned from the darkened realms of Coatbridge. Around a cauldron they gathered and formed a torturous act named Blob under the command of Will Rahmer. Live seances were performed in front of zombie masses. Many of the haunted houses, which were home to the crimes barred the act for being too extreme in their evil-doings.

One nightgoat departed to become a ned, and a moonotter was brought in. The moonotter was fat and gash: he was therefore murdered in a bloodbath massacre by the original 3 of Blob. Never has a worthy replacement been found, but the gruesome murders haven't seized.

The grimness these evil bastards possess is frightening.

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/5/2005
Band Website: blobmusic.cjb.net
Band Members: [ Cha - vocals ] [ JJ - guitar ] [ Johno - drums ]
Influences: Mortician, Pig Destroyer, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Foetopsy, Devourment, Alienation Mental, Prosthetic Cunt, Discordance Axis, Suffocation, Cryptopsy, Regurgitate, early Cannibal Corpse, plus Will Rahmer and Lord Worm for vocal influence. HAIL!
Sounds Like: We sound like BLOB! You all know the catchy ride cymbal beat "digida digida digida digida!" well thats what we do (early cannibal corpse catchiness) with chunky simple riffs a bit like Mortician and Devourment. We also encorporate lots of hyper blasting like Foetopsy and Agoraphobic Nosebleed, and enjoy bits that sound OTT.
Vocals are mental live, think Lord Worm and Will Rahmer but also with high pitched grindcore screaming and lyrics along the lines of Anal Cunt but its Scottish and 10 times more stupid/worse...whatever you think.
Blob are a live band - you probably won't get it unless you see it for yourself. OOOOOOH!
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Another gig of slutyness

We have another gig with the boys from black chain and the gunfight should be a good gig.Last time we played we were shit so hopefully we are more shit this time round, should be more slutyer than bef...
Posted by BLOB on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:52:00 PST

13th NOTE GIG

BLOB, THEBLACKCHAIN , FRIDAY NIGHT GUNFIGHT and BASTARDS OF SCIENCEThis is going to be a blinder so get your arses there and while your looking at this debating it you can go SUK A FUK mofo !4 Bucks c...
Posted by BLOB on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:32:00 PST

BLOB - Where did blob go ? LOLZ

Hey Slut metalers,We have been really busy on getting our sound the way we want it to be , so dont worry your little heads as BLOB will be back sooner than you think so keep in touch on whats happenin...
Posted by BLOB on Thu, 03 May 2007 04:34:00 PST