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Docile Bodies (Seeks Guitarist!)

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About Me

"Jesus, we didn't expect you guys to sound like THAT!"That's usually the first thing someone says after seeing this band. Not "Holy Shit, you guys rule!" or "Wow, I'd totally felate you right now", though, that does come eventually (pun definitely intended). The fact is, Docile Bodies doesn't necessarily "break down walls" so much as they might give it an akward hug and try to touch it inappropriately. For fans of South Park, think of Docile Bodies as "The Butters of Metal".The French philosopher Michel Foucault once said docile bodies are something "that may be subjected, used, transformed, and improved. and that this docile body can only be achieved through strict regiment of disciplinary acts". This is more than just a cheesy sounding, almost nu-metal inspired name. It's a philosophy. If they spent half the amount of time marketing themselves and making friends with people as they do practicing...well...they might actually have a following!The history of Docile Bodies starts farther back than it's short year-old current lineup would have you believe. The band formed as a reunion of Adelaide, a tight, well-meaning but cliche-ridden metal-core band. But you know how reunions work...you have dreams of picking up where you left off with that rock-star gleam in your eyes, and then you realize why you broke up in the first place.Rather than break up again, they shuffled the deck and started fresh. Taking all the experience and knowledge of past shows, shameless self promotion and grueling tours with them, they finally found the right mixture of talent and brain-defying buffoonery that makes this band who it is.Blending a steady foundation of metal's forefathers (sabbath, maiden, priest), mixed in with some more contemporary heavies (btbam, tbdm, other acryonyms) and a classically influenced bend (pachobel, mozart, bach) docile bodies have fine-tuned a rather impressive sound that shows their influences but manages to stamp their unique brand on it as well.So, In conclusion, if you're looking for your bands to play breakdowns decked out in chick-jeans and backwards haircuts, this may not be your bag. However, if you're looking to get a face full of technically proficient metal (and the occasional sweaty crotch), then look no further...you found it!

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Member Since: 3/16/2004
Band Website: DocileBodies.com
Band Members: Here are some interesting (and in some cases, slightly homoerotic) facts about your favorite Bodies:
*Dave, one of our guitar players, was originally supposed to be named Wolfgang. However, at the last minute they changed it to Dave...which sucks because Wolfgang would have been way better. He even looks like a Wolfgang.
*Nick, our vocalist/bassist, can self-felate and has proven it on many different occasions. If you're a record label looking to sign Docile Bodies but need something to put you over the edge, ask him...he'll do it. Just don't as him to finish.
*Duffey, our drummer, holds the world record for fastest masturbatory experience: One half of a "crank". I don't think you could even count it...it was like, way short.
Influences: Children of Bodom, Steve Vai, Dream Theater, Iron Maiden, King Diamond, Necrophagist, Norther, Bela Fleck & The Flecktones, Old Man's Child, Paganini, Yngwie Malmsteen, Symphony X, Stratovarious, Reflux, Kalmah, In Flames, Illnath, Racer X, Glass Casket, Between the Buried and Me, Foredirelifesake, Dying Fetus, Alice Cooper, Dragonforce, Dimmu Borgir, Bon Jovi, Arcturus, Arsis, Three Inches of Blood, Bill Burke, Sonata Arctica, Thyrfing, Queensryche, Criteria, The Black Dahlia Murder, Sleep Terror, Vital Remains, Opeth, Exhumed, David Lee Roth, Into the Moat, Isis, Beneath The Massacre, Ion Dissonance and a shit-ton more...
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My Blog

Guitar Player Search!

Hey!  Guess who needs a guitar player?  We do!  I was just given our 2 weeks notice by Mike, our rhythm player (who also contributed to our sexiness factor...he's the top right in our p...
Posted by Docile Bodies (Seeks Guitarist!) on Mon, 26 May 2008 07:29:00 PST

State of the Bodies (April 18th, aught 7)

Hello All!I figured since you really haven't heard much from us in 2007, I should give you an update on what's going on in the band.  If you caught Dave's little bulletin about looking for a bass...
Posted by Docile Bodies (Seeks Guitarist!) on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:54:00 PST

In search of a Bassist

Hello!As the name in our myspace suggests, we're in search for a pulse-pounding bass player to add to the line-up.Now, those of you who know us may be asking.. "What about joe?  he was amazing!&n...
Posted by Docile Bodies (Seeks Guitarist!) on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 11:24:00 PST

JOE got hit by a drunk driver

So I got a call from our bassist (and good friend of mine) Joe Krrg.  He got hit by a drunk driver last night and fucked up his ribs a bit. The guy was probably listening to tool. anyway, send ...
Posted by Docile Bodies (Seeks Guitarist!) on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:33:00 PST

Some important notes about the new songs - Please Read!

These songs were recorded with Jeff Lyons on Drum duty. Shortly after recording, the band and Mr. Lyons parted ways. We now have a new drummer and these songs are starting to sound a whole lot diffe...
Posted by Docile Bodies (Seeks Guitarist!) on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 08:11:00 PST