COME WORSHIP AT THE ALTER OF THE GREAT WHITE HOPELESS, LEARN HERE AT THE FEET OF THE GRANDMASTER FLOWLESS, THE VOICE OF THE NEW OUT OF THE MOUTH OF THE OLD ONE, I HAVE NO CHOICE, I DID'NT CHOOSE, I WAS CHOSEN. I'M A SELF CENTERED, SELF RIGHTEOUS, SELF INDULGENT PRICK. I'M A HEDONISTIC, NARCASISTIC, EGOTISTIC DICK. I AIN'T TRYIN TO HIDE IT, I READILY ADMIT, AIN'T NO DENYIN I AIN'T LYIN WHEN I SAY I'M THE SHIT. I'M AN OLD DECREPIT RELIC, BUT YOU NEED TO SEE THIS. AND THE BOTTOM LINE IS, I'M WHAT YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO MISS. IF YOU NEED TO SEE PROOF, I'M WHAT THE PROOF IS. AND I REALLY AIN'T GOT THE SLIGHTEST CLUE WHAT I'M DOIN, THE HONEST TO GOD TRUTH OF THE MATTER, I'M THE MESS THATS LEFT AFTER, A DREAM HAS BEEN SHATTERED. THERE JUST AIN'T NOTHIN OUT THERE TO COMPARE ME TO. I KNOW SOME PEOPLE GET SCARED, SOMETIMES IT SCARES ME TOO. ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO DO IS CHECK ME OUT! JUST COME SEE FOR YOURSELF IF YOU HAVE ANY DOUBTS. I'M THE OLD WHITE BOY I THINK YOU'RE GONNA ENJOY. I SEEM TO KEEP THE FANS HAPPY AND THE HATERS ANNOYED. I DON'T KNOW HOW OR WHY WHATEVER IS HAPPENING KEEPS HAPPENIN, BUT ITS MOST DEFINATELY HAPPENIN AND I HOPE IT KEEP'S HAPPENIN, I CAN'T EXPAIN THE ATTRACTION, I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, I JUMP ACROSS GENRES, I DEFY DEMOGRAPHICS, IT JUST HAPPENS WHEN IT HAPPENS AND THE WAY IT KEEPS HAPPENIN MAKES ME FEEL REASONABLY CONFIDENT IT'S GOING TO KEEP HAPPENING. I KNOW I'M ON SOME KIND OF EGO TRIP, BUT I'VE GOT GOOD REASON TO FEEL LIKE THIS. COME ON OUT TO THE SHOW AND SEE FOR YOURSELF. I AM OLD DAVE, AND THERE AIN'T NO ONE ELSE,
I WANT TO MEET EVERY HARD ROCKIN, HIP-HOPPIN, SHIT TALKIN, HEAD NODDIN, HEAD BANGER IN MICHIGAN.
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