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!ALL_ABOUT_ME! by giggles4o8
*BASICS*
NAME:: Big Dave Deisel
AGE:: 29
BIRTHDAY:: aug 16'1977(same day Elvis died,reincarnation baby!!)
BIRTHPLACE:: simpsonville
CURRENT LOCATION:: same(sad)
HERITAGE:: irish
EYE COLOR:: blue
HAIR COLOR:: dirty blonde with some gray happenin
HEIGHT:: 6ft4
PIERCINGS:: none
TATTOOS:: soon
WHAT COLOGNE/PERFUME DO U WEAR:: sex panther-80%of the time it works everytime-made with real bits of panther, so you know its good
*FAVORITES*
COLOR:: grays
MUSIC:: anything I can strip to
SPORT:: football, boxin, hockey, long distance waffle eating
HOLIDAY:: christmas, halloween
FOOD:: yes please
*THIS OR THAT*
HUGS OR KISSES:: both
PEPSI OR COKE:: pepsi
MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING:: burger king
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA:: chocalate mint
LOVER OR FIGHTER:: fighter
FRIENDS OR FAMILY:: family
LOVE OR MONEY:: Money cant buy love but it sure as heck can rent it
LISTEN TO SOMEONE TALK OR TALKING:: both
PERSONALITY OR LOOKS:: personality goes a long way
*IN A BOY/GIRL*
EYE COLOR:: as long as one of em aint glass im good
HAIR COLOR:: if its all hers, see above
SHORT OR LONG HAIR:: long
HEIGHT:: I once dated a midget, I was nuts over her.
STYLE:: no tramps
PIERCINGS OR TATTOOS:: nah
HOT OR CUTE:: cute,hot gets ya burned
*FRIENDS*
WHOS UR BEST FRIEND:: Jessy
WHOS THE LOUDEST:: Jessy
WHO HAVE U KNOWN LONGEST:: My momma I suppose
WHOS THE SHYEST:: Jessy
COOLEST FRIEND:: That Snowman I built last year
PRETTIEST FRIEND:: Jessy
WEIRDEST FRIEND:: Chad, talks to old men in bathrooms...creepy
*LOVE*
ARE U IN LOVE:: Yup
IF YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE NOW, HAVE U EVER BEEN:: Yup
DO U BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT:: Yup
LONGEST RELATIONSHIP:: My old lady 8 years
WOULD U GO OUT WITH SOMEONE JUST FOR THEIR MONEY:: YEEEEEES
DO U GO ON "PITY DATES":: Nope
KISS ON THE FIRST DATE:: yup
SEX ON THE FIRST DATE:: I aint no man -whore
EVER CHEATED ON A B/F OR G/F? BE HONEST:: not as far as I know, there were times I dint know for sure if I was in a relationship or not
*WHOS THE LAST PERSON*
KISSED:: gracie
HUGGED:: gracie
TOLD U THEY LOVED U:: gracie
TOLD THEM U LOVED THEM:: same
TALKED TO ON THE PHONE:: jessy
YELLED AT:: Daisy, stupid dog
BROKE UR HEART:: Russ
SAID THEY HATED U:: boardgame geek.com said my man boobs were to gross to put on theyre web site
U TOLD U HATED:: no one
*RANDOM QUESTIONS*
DO U DO DRUGS:: suprisingly no
DO U DRINK:: yes, casually not like everyday, I can make a 6' er last a month
DO U WANT TO GET MARRIED:: again?
DO U WANT TO HAVE KIDS:: no more please
DO U BELIEVE IN URSELF:: sometimes
DO U THINK UR ATTRACTIVE:: hardly
WHAT STAR/CELEBRITY DO MOST PEOPLE SAY U RESEMBLE:: cookie monster
WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE U SAW IN THE THEATER? WAS IT GOOD:: Monster House, yeah the kids liked it
CAN U HANDLE THE TRUTH:: sometimes
BIGGEST WEAKNESS:: carbs, boobs, when Jessy gives me the look
BIGGEST FEAR:: somthing happining to any of my halflings
MOST MISSED MEMORY:: My grandma Coker, my Uncle Gary's crazy @$$
FIRST THOUGHT WAKING UP:: yup.....still fat
IF U DONT RECOGNIE THE NUMBER ON UR CALLER ID, DO U ANSWER:: naw
HOW DO U WANT TO DIE:: at the bottom of a cliff, holding a sign that says Yikes, with skates on my feet and an rocket strapped to my back
DO U GET ALONG WITH UR PARENTS:: most of the time
DO U SWEAR:: hell no
NUMBER OF PAST THINGS U REGRET:: got a while?
HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE::
WHAT TIME IS IT:: 12:53 pm
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My Interests

Painting, Playing Guitar Hero(FREE BIRD!!!!!), boardgaming, (such a geek), liftin' weights(but a strong geek) (my max on bench is 225lbs+ 2D6) comic books, movies and all things geek

I'd like to meet:

Jesus Christ(face to face..it'd all be okay then.) My relatives who've passed away. Rocky Balboa(the real one)...Mayor McCheese. Will Ferrell, Chris Farley...ect....ect...

Music:

CLASSIC ROCK...the stones,pink flloyd, eagles,..Old Country..George Jones,Johnny Cash, Willie,Coe, Haggard....

Movies:

Lord of the Rings trilogy (Wheres the Hobbit at Pete?)Star Wars, Old black and white horror flicks. Any thing with Will Ferrell,Passion of the Christ,

Television:

Lost, Smallville, Buffy, Earl, The Office, Simpsons, Family Guy, That 70's Show, Freaks and Geeks, Justice League

Books:

The Walking Dead graphic novels...Eragon....Dracula, Frankenstien, all things Dean Koonts..Odd Thomas,ect

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, My Dad, Superman, Mick Foley, Xander Harris

My Blog

Basement is finished.......

.mostly. Just’ gotta finish off the shoe moldin’ . Its dark as the seventh level of hell down there when the curtains are pulled. Me an’ th’ missus went with an old hollywood t...
Posted by David on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 07:17:00 PST

Cryovac Sealed Air......

......is a discriminatory company. They dont give two rat shits about you me or dupree. Money is all they are concerned with. It takes some kinda mean to kick a man when he's down like they did me,as ...
Posted by David on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 02:58:00 PST

ravings of a mad man

Know whats funny?.......That real big ol boy that works at Wompus Woods, the one who tells you the rules at the beginning of the deal.  This guy is every bit of 700 lbs, and with a straight face ...
Posted by David on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 05:31:00 PST

Im broke, I caint pay it all at one time!!

anybody know of anywhere hirin? if not I guess its time to start selling my body for cash. Any takers? bidding starts at 10 bucks.
Posted by David on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 08:42:00 PST

11:30?!

How in the name of Mayor McCheese do you fall asleep at 11:30 at your own going away party?
Posted by David on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:08:00 PST

things overheard on a saturday night cookout at T.C.'s house

.....Know how I know that YOURE SHIT,cause I'M SHIT, and I'M BETTER than YOU.....So there. ....Come OWN!....I bet shes gotta clitoris like a damn dill pickle!....Its like an opposable thumb in 'er pan...
Posted by David on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:59:00 PST

never have I ever.......

yall remember this from high school,........never have I ever.......
Posted by David on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:01:00 PST

depression

Depression sucks. Up till now I always thought that everyone that had it should just get over it and move on, but I was wrong. So, I go to the doc, and sure enough, Im certifiable. So the meds im on m...
Posted by David on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:37:00 PST

more brain drain

If a midget, with the ability to tell the future, was a fugitive, on the run from the law, ....then He would be a small, Medium, at Large.    Iknow, I know, Im a genius. ...
Posted by David on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 03:02:00 PST

People who act HARDCORE on Myspace

People who act all hard, and try to intimidate folks on myspace make me sick. Making threats with a keyboard is kinda like winning a race in the special olymipics,....even if you win,....you're still ...
Posted by David on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:22:00 PST