Joke of the week (25th - 31st Dec) |
A woman slips naked in her bathroom, does the splits & ends up suctioned to the bathroom floor by her fannyHer husband tries but can't budge her, so he calls his mate who says 'I'll go get a hamme...
Posted by Baby Dee on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 04:01:00 PST |
Joke of the week (12th - 18th Feb) |
A married couple went to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He ...
Posted by Baby Dee on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 05:44:00 PST |
Joke of the week (5th - 11th Feb) |
Two men are sitting at the bar at the top of the Empire State Building drinking, when the first man turns to the other one and says, "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of ...
Posted by Baby Dee on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 05:28:00 PST |
Joke of the week (29th Jan - 4th Feb) |
A guy goes to hell and is surprised by what it's like. Satan walks over and tells him, "You know, it's not as bad as everyone says it is. In fact, you get to pick your own torment. Follow me." Satan l...
Posted by Baby Dee on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 05:08:00 PST |
Jokes of the week (22nd - 28th Jan) |
(Mainly for the ladies)
What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? They're right, we do taste like chicken!
What did the banana say to the vibrator? What are YOU shaking for? She's going...
Posted by Baby Dee on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 03:43:00 PST |
Jokes of the week (15th - 21st Jan) |
(Mainly for the guys)
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs.
Did you hear about the new Blonde paint? It's not that bright, but it's cheap and it spreads easy.
Why do most...
Posted by Baby Dee on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 03:30:00 PST |
Jokes of the week (8 - 14th Jan) |
A recent survey was conducted in to why men like blow jobs:10% said they like the feeling,12% said they like the dominanceand 78% said they like the fucking silence!
A girl was granted two wishes by a...
Posted by Baby Dee on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 05:10:00 PST |
Joke of the week (1st - 7th Jan 2007) |
(Don't read if easily offended, remember its only a joke!)
Black man goes into doctors and complains that he can't stop jogging. The doc puts 2 lines of white powder on the desk and tells him to snort...
Posted by Baby Dee on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 04:10:00 PST |
Joke of the week (18 - 24th Dec) |
An Octopus walks into a bar and says 'I can play ANY musical instrument you give me'.An Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Hendrix.An Irishman gives him a piano which he plays be...
Posted by Baby Dee on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:53:00 PST |
Joke of the week (11 - 17th Dec) |
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What...
Posted by Baby Dee on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:13:00 PST |
