searching to see if any women i do happen to meet has any cool new dieases, not any of that old stuff, but the new kind that no one knows about.... Like this one time i saw this purple triangle on someone (but i'm not gunna say her name so i dont embarass her) it was on the inside... and it oozed yellow... it was sooo cool... but nasty in a way...
I'd really enjoy meeting a women who doesn't just use me, every women i've ever had 'relations' with just tossed me to the side when she was full, i put up with her mess's, why can't anyone love me?"i smell a smelly smell that smells.....smelly"
I really like that tune to for the air freshner... Everyone knows how it goes... 'plug it in plug it in' but i usually like to make up my own songs... here i write a couple lyrics that i have written.... "Take my plastic sanitary wrap off of me, I'm sooooooooooo vunerable right now, And please first, if you have to, go peeee, And When your done just put me up right and WOW...there shouldn't be any problems anymore such as leaks, It'll be gone in 7 days and be back in a couple weekssssss..." but i also like britney spears,meatloaf,clay aiken,elton john,monk music,LFO,backstreet boys,ect
My favorite movies are supper hero movies, like the incredible Lube, he lets me get into tight places fast and easy.... and Fairy Tales like Redpad and the 7 days from hell ---- thats a favorite
well i love all the commercials ive been in of course!lol but i also like the pad commercials. there sooo exciting. just think about it. how we absorb all the liquid! im sooo proud to b me!
I dont really get many chances to read because i'm always crouched up in tiny places and there isnt proper lighting which kinda sucks, but i do read the directions printed on my sanitary wrapping before it comes off, and i'm ready to play (if ya kno what i mean)
my best friend a pad