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Honeypants

When I was little, I had an irrational fear of sheep. It all makes sense now.

About Me

I'm not as cool as I used to be. And that's just fine with me.


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My Interests

Wii, Eddie Izzard, painting, drawing, decorating, makeup, reading, cooking, eating out, dressing up, androgyny, movies, music, the supernatural, roadtrips, exploring, lazy Sundays, dogs, surprises, free stuff, writing, over analyzing, trivia, scrabble, board games, wine, mysteries, throwing parties, hysterical laughter, inside jokes, debates, being right, my hair, drinking, observing, thinking, multi-tasking, winning, massages, wildlife, old things, strange people, characters, having a freakishly good long-term memory, useless info, Discovery Channel, mutants, morbid curiosities

I'd like to meet:

Smart and funny weirdos. And Eddie Izzard.

Music:



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Movies:

Secretary, Velvet Goldmine, Everything is Illuminated, Almost Famous, Napoleon Dynamite, Pedro Almodovar movies, Y tu Mama Tambien, Grace of My Heart, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Wes Anderson movies (particularly Rushmore), Paul Thomas Anderson movies, Sofia Coppola [as director] movies, Oldboy, Suicide Club, Donnie Darko, just about anything with Jonathan Rhys-Myers, Johnny Depp or Jude Law, Being There, Tim Burton movies (for the most part).

Television:

The Riches, Heroes, LOST, Dexter, Futurama, Nip/Tuck, Six Feet Under, Queer as Folk, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mr. Show, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Gilmore Girls

Books:

Haruki Murakami, The Time Traveler's Wife, Tim Powers (particularly The Stress of Her Regard), the Harry Potter books, NOT ANNE RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Oscar Wilde, David Sedaris, Stranger in a Strange Land, Silver Metal Lover & Metallic Love (Tanith Lee), the Post Secret books.

Heroes:

My Blog

Deep Thoughts

Listening to my iPod while riding my stationary bike, I just had a sad thought. The song that was on was "Ellen West" by Throwing Muses. For those of you (most) who don't know the song, there's a line...
Posted by Honeypants on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:07:00 PST

Nostalgia City!

I ate Violet Candies (and chewed the gum) constantly throughout my Junior and Senior years of high school. They remind me of my friend Aimee, our mutual obsession with T. Rex, and our love of "October...
Posted by Honeypants on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:27:00 PST

Should Peter Murphy Fail to Fall Apart...

I think that I've seen Peter Murphy perform more than any other artist(s) besides Redd Kross. Once with Bauhaus in 1998, and solo in '92, '95, '00, and last night. He is definitely a showman; he still...
Posted by Honeypants on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:23:00 PST

Lost & Found

This morning, I was reading the obituaries, as I often do, and I came across one that made me stop and read it a few times:LIRETTE NOEL C. LIRETTE After almost twenty-eight years of living, laughing, ...
Posted by Honeypants on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:37:00 PST

Weirdo Transvestite

I haven't written about my trip to Austin with Jackie and Annette because it was just so fantastic, words could hardly do it justice. We had a great time exploring the city, visiting several cool shop...
Posted by Honeypants on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:53:00 PST

More thoughtful iPod survey.

Song Number 1 (name and artist): "The Supermen" David BowieYour favourite lyric from this song: " Nightmare dreams no mortal mind could hold"Does this song have any bad memories attached? it really h...
Posted by Honeypants on Fri, 30 May 2008 08:28:00 PST

iPod Survey

Since Sonic was sweet enough to give me his Nano, I can finally answer one of these surveys. Some of the answers are VERY HILARIOUS!IPOD.SHUFFLE.SURVEYPUT YOUR ITUNES, WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER, ETC. ON SH...
Posted by Honeypants on Fri, 30 May 2008 06:59:00 PST

Do you find this offensive...or am I just getting old?

Last night, Steve and I went out to dinner at a popular local Mexican place (Taqueria Corona in Metairie for those of you who know it). The restaurant is family-friendly, but it's not a "family restau...
Posted by Honeypants on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:09:00 PST

The American Voting Public

Yesterday, I was at lunch with Jenni, and at the table next to us were two couples in their late 40's early 50's. One of the women -- to look at her and the way she was dressed, I would have taken her...
Posted by Honeypants on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:15:00 PST

My First Art Market!

Phil informed me a few weeks ago, that Parkview Tavern was planning to have an Art Market. There are a lot of artists who hang out at the bar, so it made sense. I decided to participate, though I didn...
Posted by Honeypants on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:41:00 PST