My Take on Sentimental Online Poetry: "Ode on my Grandma's Urn" |
Every once in a while I get friend requests from aspiring poets and novelists who use myspace to find readers.
I usually accept the requests but more often than not I forget the writers as soon as ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jun 2009 05:14:00 GMT |
Man Up, Bret Michaels |
Man up, and stop being such a little girl with your boo hoo "wounds". No one feels sorry for you and your wig.
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Your scratches are laughable and the way you parade them all over the internet i...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jun 2009 12:36:00 GMT |
David of Finland ... |
... is a Tom's man, indeed. His transformation is just about complete.
Grandpa Touko would have been proud to see Beckham's latest Armani pics.
However, it's funny how Finland doesn't seem to ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jun 2009 02:53:00 GMT |
Bret Michaels and His Wig Get Desperate for Attention |
There's no such thing as good publicity or bad publicity. Any publicity is publicity, and worth pursuing in its own right, if you ask Bret Michaels and/or his wig.
Now that they found their 3rd tru...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jun 2009 12:50:00 GMT |
Who Da Fuk Wuz Dolla? |
Ten minutes ago, while looking for something completely different, I stumbled on the report about the death of Dolla, the 21-year-old rapper formerly known as Roderick Anthony Burton II, who was shot ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 May 2009 12:23:00 GMT |
Your Angry Vagina Is a Sneaky Old Cunt |
Last night it finally happened, after thirteen years of succesful hiding. Of course, I knew it would be inevitable, but the years from 1996 to 2009 had lulled me into a false sense of security which w...
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 03:52:00 GMT |
Dude, Where's My Face-off |
Ashton Kutcher, 31, the overgrown toyboy who once was in that sitcom whose endless re-runs plague the afternoons on my Norwegian and Swedish cable channels, can now call himself the king of Twitter.It...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Apr 2009 01:30:00 GMT |
An Urban Legend with a Happy Ending |
I was born and raised in Lahti, a town in Southern Finland, which, other than having produced me, can boast of owning the copyright to actress Christine Lahti's last name. It is also well-known in the...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 05:18:00 GMT |
Go Away, Jade Goody |
I know I'm not supposed to dislike Jade Goody, the former Big Brother star, now that she is terminally ill, but I can't help myself. I'm a bad, insensitive person who cannot understand why a British B...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 08:19:00 GMT |
Saving Jonathan Krohn |
When I first saw this clip of Jonathan Krohn, a 13-year-old (14 on Sunday) speaker/author, "speaking" in the Conservative Political Action Conference, I thought to myself, "what an annoying whelp," an...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Feb 2009 14:31:00 GMT |
