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Jackie-Ass

There are so many fragile things, after all. People break so easily and so do dreams and hearts.

About Me

I HATE EVERYBODY. No really and that means you too!!

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My Interests

Neil Gaiman,martinis, traveling, mythology, tom brady, surfers, wine, nfl football, writing, my dog, nostalgia, literature, tim burton,eddie izzard, red shoes, pedicures,britpop, the saints, my car, winter clothes, pino noir, neat handwriting, mint julips, overcast days, hair dye, playing wii, The Sandman, music, socialism, karaoke, middle earth, fairie and all other realms not of this world, comics, serial killers, 80's music, the occult, bookstores, cold weather,fantasy/sci fi stuff, audio books, politics, the Endless, cowboy bebop, Che Guevara, and anything odd, obscure, cynical, or geeky I'm probably into.

I'd like to meet:

Neil Gaiman and Morpheus the Sandman but since he's fictional there's not much chance of that.

Music:

the smiths, new order,the clash, big audio dynamite, the stone roses, the happy mondays, the psychedelic furs, the cars, depeche mode, siouxsie, daniel ash, love & rockets, oasis, interpol, BRMC, the strokes, and you will know us by the trail of dead, at the drive in, she wants revenge, longwave, hot hot heat, franz ferdinand, the shore, the cloud room, the postal service, cursive, jack johnson, chris isaak, david gray

and um, Hall & Oates and BILLY FUCKING JOEL!!!

The Best of the Best:

The Timeless

The Father: David Bowie

The Son: Ian Curtis

The Holy Ghost: Robert Smith

The Truth: Morrissey

The Evil Geniuses: The Reid Brothers

The Professional: Jarvis Cocker

The Drowner: Brett Anderson

First Love

Movies:

Mallrats, 24 Hour Party People, Orgasmo, Velvet Goldmine, Secretary, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Step Into Liquid, Lucky Number Slevin, Valley Girl, Better Off Dead, Sin City, The Motorcycle Diaries, Y Tu Mama Tambien,

Television:

Cash Cab, Swingtown, Deadliest Catch, Heroes, Law & Order CI and SVU, Criminal Minds, CSI, Venture Brothers

Books:

Hornby, Easton-Ellis, Poe, Sedaris, Steinke, Fitch, Lindsy, Miller, Moore, Butcher, Martin, Des Barres, Pratchett,Moorcock, Kerouac, Wylde, Tolkien, Che, GAIMAN, GAIMAN, GAIMAN, GAIMAN, GAIMAN, GAIMAN, and getting into, Murakami

Heroes:

Ernesto Guevara Steve Martin
JRR Tolkien
Keala Kennelly I'm so in love with her

My Blog

When I Was Young I Was A Fool So Wrap Me Up In Dreams And Death

The weather was so beautiful today it was a pity I was stuck in a dreary office until the day was almost done. And even though I would've loved to have been walking down Magazine St. or riding the str...
Posted by Jackie-Ass on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 06:49:00 PST

Your Steady Beckon Call Boy, Playing On Piano

How long have you been breathing? breathing? Breathing is so passe. I don't breath thank you very much!What was your first thought this morning? UghHave you cried today at all? NoDo you want to be in ...
Posted by Jackie-Ass on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 12:39:00 PST

Happy BirFday!

THANKS TO EVERYONE FOR ALL OF THE BIRTHDAY COMMENTS. I LOVE YOU BACK!!! DON'T MISS MY KARAOKE SUPERSTAR BIRTHDAY PARTY TOMORROW  NIGHT!! 9PM AT 32 DEGREES DAIQUIRI'S 10210 Jefferson Hwy Even if y...
Posted by Jackie-Ass on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:46:00 PST

When I Grow Up Im Gonna Be Stable

Remember when you were a little kid and you couldn't wait to grow up then you grew up and had to start paying bills and going to work everyday and being responsible and then you couldn't figure out wh...
Posted by Jackie-Ass on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:20:00 PST

My wedding...

...has been postponed indefinitely.  Not because of ANYTHING bad Ryan and I are still together, living together, in love, doing great. We just realized that we are not in ANY sort of financial pl...
Posted by Jackie-Ass on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 05:50:00 PST

That Person Has A Strong Personality I Like To Have Sex With People With Strong Personalities

I'm so stoked, this is looking to be a great month for me. First of all, I have a new favorite band, She Wants Revenge, who I just can't stop listening to. This is awesome because I really haven't lov...
Posted by Jackie-Ass on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:22:00 PST

I exist on the best terms I can.

IPOD.SHUFFLE.SURVEYPUT YOUR ITUNES, WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER, ETC. ON SHUFFLE.FORE EACH QUESTION, PRESS THE NEXT BUTTON TO GET YOUR ANSWER.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS....
Posted by Jackie-Ass on Sat, 31 May 2008 10:59:00 PST

So Wheres Neil When You Need Him

And so listed are the reasons why I want to have mad, insane, crazy, supernatural, science fictional, totally on another plain of existence, parallel universe sex with Neil Gaiman... (taken from Wikip...
Posted by Jackie-Ass on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:39:00 PST

..dont you lose my number cos youre not anywhere that I can find you...

Yesterday, very drunk more so than a church going young woman like me should be on a Sunday afternoon, I borrowed my boyfriend’s cell phone and took off with it. I returned with a fresh drink an...
Posted by Jackie-Ass on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:43:00 PST

The God Damn Patriots!!!

..> Although I had the most lovely little holiday ever with great friends and family I cannot even begin to tell you how angry about the super bowl I am. I cried. Not really because I felt that bad ...
Posted by Jackie-Ass on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 04:57:00 PST