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CUNTESSA!

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About Me

HEY BITCHES!!! Its Cuntessa, Yolanda Velvet, OR Andy......everyone else jumped on the My-Space bandwagon, so i figured i might as well be the last to join...I'm still fierce right? I am living back in Western Mass the shithole that is massachusetts........takeing a brake from my dreams of acting for awhile and just being 21. Drag is still fun...drinking is fierce...smoking is better. I have really come to have some amazing friends all over because of my short lived journey in New York. Everyone back home... its like i never left...and i love you guys soo much!! Shout Out PVPA and everyone else MUAH

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My Interests

MUSICAL THEATRE!!!! Drag, movies, music, dancing, smokin weed,. My friends are my life, I LOVE THEM ALL!

I'd like to meet:

IF UR A CHUBBY CHASER LOOKIN FOR A HOT BOTTOM, UR ON THE RIGHT SITE!!! jk jk jk jk..... I wanna meet funny, cool, smart, and dont forget GOODLOOKING people. Straight, gay, girls, guys, trannies(only if ur pretty) MUAH MUAH!!!
Firsts?:

Firsts...
Who was your first kiss? Allison Preble(shes a dyke now)
Who was your first date? Jimmy
Who was your first boyfriend or girlfriend? Andrea Hudson(shes gay now too)
Who was your first friend? Borish( he had one arm in preschool and he was my best friend)
Where was your first party? Michael Omalleys 9th birthday
Where was your first sleep over? same
Who was your first enemy? Dorian
Where was your first flight to? Florida
What is the first thing you do in the morning? Shit
What is your first thought in the morning? God im tired
Who's the first person you call when you're having a bad day? Shaun
Who's the first person you call when you're having a good day? Shaun
Who's the first person you call when you need to vent? Crystal
What is the first thing you look for in the opposite sex? Cock!
Who is the first person you talk to in the morning? Depends usually myself
What was your first pet's name? Peetie
What was your first pet? dog
Who's the first child in your family? me!
Who's first in your life? me!
Who's first in your cell phone? Adam Garvey
Who was your first grade teacher? Ms. Tompson at Brightwood elementary
What is the first thing you do when you get home from school or work? SMOKE A fat BLEEZY
What is the first thing you do when someone cuts you off in traffic? beep! followed by a derogatory slang word usualy racial and then the middlefinger
What is the first thing you do before you start cooking? whistle
Who's the first person on your friends list? Crystal
Who's the person you learned your first life lesson from? My parents
Who's the first person you call when you get into trouble? My parents
Who's the first person you think will come and help you out? My parents or my friends
What do you see first in the morning when you open your eyes? A BOX FAN
What was the first thing you said to the last person you talked to? "Don't smoke without me!"
What was your first car? LOL DODGE NEON!!
Who taught you to drive for your first time? MY DAD
What is the first sport you attempted to play? basketball
What were your first words? mama
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Music:

MARIAH FUCKIN CAREY!!!!!!!!! BRITNEY, CHRISTINA, Cher, whitney, justin ,Janet . I AM A POP DIVA! but i love all types of music...as long as u can sing.

Movies:

WHERE DO I BEGIN!!!!! NEW FAVE-"Closer" andddd Sister Act, Capturing the Friedmans, Boogie Nights, Titanic, Million Dollar Babey, Requiem for a Dream, Romeo and Juliet, Moulin Rouge, Royal Tenenbaulms, The Hours, Chicago, The Little Mermaid!! GOD I COULD GO ON FOR EVER.... thi s /a

Television:

ONE WORD....... BUFFYYYYY!!!! nip/tuck, 24, Will and Grace, The L word, Sopranos, Dexter, Golden Girls, Roseanne, Fresh Prince, Sex and the City, I love New York, INTERVENTION is ssooo fierce! .. src="http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j94/earwen_photos/127 434014_m.gif" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket" a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"

Books:

I love Vampire stories...oh and i used to be obsessed with Goosebumps.

Heroes:

My friends.