MyGen
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MyGen
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MyGen
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I'm from a town "of friendly people" that you've never heard of, named after the governor of North Carolina during the Civil War, population like, 4000. But people seem to want to think I'm from NYC or LA or some other big abbreviated city, because no one from the south could possibly be pretty, witty, or gay.
Check please.
Regardless,I make people prettier, thereby making the world prettier, so i'm kind of in the public service industry. I live next to the city with the highest crime rate in massachusetts-- I lock my doors. I drink propel in the morning, I drink propel in the afternoon, I drink propel in the bathtub, I drink propel in the Mercedes.. I idolize Cloris Leachman, rather her character in a little movie called 'The North Avenue Irregulars.' To truely know me, is to sit down and watch that movie. If you're out there Cloris,
I LOVE YOU.
I'm the it-boy, and a housewife all at once.. i can multi-task like none other. I really don't need to be pressed with kids that haven't found who they are yet. I am not your mother/father/rolemodel. Don't waste your days looking foolish trying to do what I do. Feigning bitchiness is a pathetic trait in a person and everyone can see through it, you're just a sad little person, with a sad little life. That being said. I like just about everybody, until they try to become me.. when this happens you can probably rest assured that I'll tell you about yourself and go on about my life the way I did before you came around. k? alright then.
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