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Littlefoot

I'm Sixty-Five Million Years Old!

About Me

I'm a dinosaur. I was in a couple of movies in the 80s; that was pretty cool. Now I'm just sort of hanging out, playing in a few bands, that sort of thing. You know how it is. I mean, I'm fucking 65 million years old. There's not much I haven't done.

My Interests

I'm into 80's synths. I collect them. I also have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets. Which is odd, if you think about it, since I don't have any hair. I have to say, I've lived an insanely long time, and, in my book, the 1980s were by far the coolest era. I mean, pastel polo shirts with the collars turned up? Swatches? James Spader? It doesn't get much more radical than that. Trust me. I'm 65 million years old.

I'd like to meet:

Other dinosaurs, sexxxy librarian type girls, anyone with a good sense of humor. BUT NO FUCKING T-REXES! (I will make exceptions for members of the band T. Rex. They owned.)

Music:

Dinosaur Jr, T. Rex, Talking Heads, Kate Bush, Arcade Fire, The Raveonettes, Flock of Seagulls, Bow Wow Wow, Psychedelic Furs, Echo and the Bunnymen, The Smiths, The Cure, The Clash, Public Image LTD., Cocteau Twins, Depeche Mode, New Order, Berlin, Tom Waits, Johnny Cash, The EELS, Superdrag, Bloc Party, shit like that.

Movies:

The Land Before Time (obvious), The Lost Boys, any 80s horror movies, The Big Lebowski, Back to the Future, The Karate Kid, Say Anything, Tapeheads, Shawshank, Donnie Darko, My Chauffeur, Ferris Bueller, Heathers, Barfly, Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead, Breakfast Club, Maid to Order, Some Kind of Wonderful, Pretty In Pink, Adventures In Babysitting, Labyrinth, Captain Ron, Short Circuit, River's Edge, Pee Wee, Goonies, UHF, Fast Times, Valley Girl, Better Off Dead, One Crazy Summer, Revenge of the Nerds, Weird Science, Wild At Heart, Blue Velvet, Animal House, Rock and Roll High School Forever (the one with Corey Feldman), Caddyshack, Spinal Tap, Back To School, Risky Business, Pump Up The Volume, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissirhands, Stand & Deliver, 16 Candles, Blues Brothers, Summer School, Quadrophenia, The Rutles, The Graduate, Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Punch Drunk Love, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, shit like that.

Television:

Deadwood, Carnivale, Twin Peaks, The State, Reno 911, Stella, Arrested Development, Crank Yankers, The Young Ones, 21 Jumpstreet, The Clerks cartoon, Chappelle's Show, The Office, Degrassi High, shit like that.

Books:

I've read every single book ever written since you humans learned to write. Some are better than others. Dean Koontz, specifically, sucks the most.

Heroes:

Tom Waits, Max Fischer, Dirk Calloway, Royal Tenenbaum, Steve Zissou, Marc Bolan, James Spader, Michel Gondry, Kate Bush, Otis Driftwood, HST, Jim Jarmusch, Neil Young, Mickey Dolenz.