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About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorThey gave me a long tail and a strong back, manageable adult male, the ultimate man slash pack animal, with long black eyelashes and laser vision ability, long distance endurance, combined precision and agility. Built-in suede harness, jock strap saddle system, available now in stealth mode battle position. Bulletproof brain stem and interchangable face plate, removable emotion detection response program. Tastes great, easy to swallow improved formula, normally removable wings and weapons sold seperate. Half rubber, half gelatin. my skeleton is copper-plated, odd-numbered robot body is coin-operated. Erasable memory bank, remote controlable choke hold, replaceable shoulder yoke separater. Second-hand respirator, funky fresh wrist action, my colorful costume creates the distraction. They parade me around like a goddamn polar bear, they say I'm demented and I invented the solar flare. I tap dance in a rap stance, run laps and do the dishes, and assume like moonlight if it's not too suspicious. There's not enough sand in the hour glass for romance,even though I would love to have sex and slow dance. Oh well, there's work to do, ditches to dig, and a wig to wear, and even when they don't fit, my head's too big to care. I remain funny faceded as long as no money's wasted, orphan gorilla gets silly as soon as the honey's tasted. I'm dumb in the dirt but my enthusiasm's unbridled, blind-sided, stunt double, most of my songs are untitled. Not unless you want trouble, don't front on the frosted flakes, the spinach it cost to break even, gone before you finish. Za za,za za, my ass writes the checks but somebody got to suck the blood when they bite the necks... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

ROLLER DERBY......Subversive art, vinyl appliques, drinking, fun activities that remind me of childhood.

I'd like to meet:

My Doppelganger, Alex Garland, Natalia Verbeke, and any desperate person that clings on to whatever attention they receive. This little boy... And these other two guys to the left and right of me....

Music:

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Movies:

Candy stripe a cancer ward. It's not my problem.

Television:

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Books:

Chuck Palahniuk. Alex Garland. Amy Hempel. Bret Easton Ellis. Hubert Selby jr. Zadie Smith. The Onion. Time Travelers Wife. The Curious Incident of the Dog in Nighttime. Harry Potter, bitches. And various other retarded ilk.

Heroes:

My Grandmother that passed away, Shepard Fairey, The little boy in 'Me and You and Everyone We Know'. All of the girls on TCR. Warren De Montague.And let's not forget this girl

My Blog

Jesus, make me a better person.

Dear Shitbag,I know you think I'm a "cool guy based on my profile", but do not think that because I'm a male that I would fall for an Add Request from a "girl" who has the looks of Angelina Joli...
Posted by Ref Macchio on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 12:43:00 PST

All I gots is 12

I've decided to make my own "survey"....maybe it'll be a little more thought provoking than "what grade are you in?"......feel free to steal it.1. Name a major personality flaw you possess: Impa...
Posted by Ref Macchio on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:28:00 PST

If I owned a brick phone, I’d put it through your window...

What is it with phone etiquette these days? I've been noticing a decline in phone tact ever since the advent of every fucking human being from the age 6 and up having access to a cell phone. I don't k...
Posted by Ref Macchio on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 07:14:00 PST

Let’s get physical...physical...I wanna get physical

So yeah......I've decided to become morte healthy...I think some of the things I'm doing is somewhat detrimental to my health. I'm quitting smoking as of today...well, really yesterday.. I don't reall...
Posted by Ref Macchio on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:11:00 PST

this I subscribe to....don’t let it scare you.....

These are some things about me that most may not know....-I'm a Libertarian...-I don't believe in man-made global warming.... The majority of the harmful gases that affect the ozone layer come from Me...
Posted by Ref Macchio on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:12:00 PST

Get Down party people Get Down.

I've decided that people in general are full of shit....myself included...and that depending on what day it is, or how good of a friend you are is directly proportional to how much bullshit you ...
Posted by Ref Macchio on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:22:00 PST

a picture is worth 300 or so words.

Again so soon, you ask?Oh yes, I'm getting quite accustomed to posting a little more regularly....it's easy to get some things out, plus it feels like I'm actually talking to someone. So it's about th...
Posted by Ref Macchio on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:05:00 PST

forever is bullshit, even to the sphinx

Hey loyal listeners...how's it going? I ran across an old quote, well, an older quote that reads "the goal isn't to live forever, but to create something that will" ...it's such a good description of ...
Posted by Ref Macchio on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 02:00:00 PST

a short story in parts.....part one

Everyone knows Dennis, but nobody can remember him. He was at all the best parties in high school, though I doubt you could find anyone to corroberate. He crashed most of the frat parties in college, ...
Posted by Ref Macchio on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 07:27:00 PST

stuff n' stuff

I've decided to make a list of what I think about on a regular basis....and I mean stuff I really think about, not work, because I have a feeling that trained monkeys in suspenders could do 75% of wha...
Posted by Ref Macchio on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:13:00 PST