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tami joh

i can dance to lawerence welk if i have to

About Me

eat cornbread. raise hell. play derby.

along side cornbread eating and hell raising and derbying and all those likes, ive always wanted to do voice acting.
hook a bitch up.
thanks.

i talk to myself mostly in kitteh lol speak. goddamn those lol cats, theyll get me every time.

i used to have an office type job that let me create the most mundane, yet totally needed, websites
im sorry for the loss of fuckedupfeet.com.
it was sheer brilliance.

www.girlspumpinggas.com
sadly, this website went beddy-bye.

www.boyswithbears.com
sadly, this website still exists

www.tragiccityrollers.com .
bham's all girl "pretty princessess" flat track roller derby!

My Interests

honey badgers
cowboys
murder by pirates
all things slightly southern
claymation dinosaur families
falling down flights of stairs apparently
53%

I'd like to meet:

boys and girls with big toys; bikes, guns, horses and truck boat trucks are the way to my heart - southern like that.
frank dux, so i can ask him what he really thought of blood sport and all those jean claude faces....and/or mc rorie ....possibly even pjotro!

if you know why i refer to new orders shellshock as "duckies demise" i probably want to marry do you.

Music:

im a slut to all music
ill give it up for just about anything
esp the bossanova
or the madison.

Movies:

john boy waters
documentaries
martial art films, anything involving muay thai wins hands down
elvira flicks
whorer (thats clever see, cause i spelled it wrong, but they all have tig ol' bitty loose womens in them anyway so why not change the genres name already, its the revolution im starting - feel free to join. and if you do join you should probably also feel free to send me some money to help support the movement...its art for art's sake im sure!)

Television:

bbc comedies where i get to pretend i understand british humoUr.

Books:

telephone books
dictionaries
used to have an encyclopedia fetish
the celery stalks at midnight
alexander the kitten
dead poets from the europes
shakespeare's contemporaries

Heroes:

falafel. someone please get that already.
and

also...

also...

My Blog

bc this is how you really learn about someone

know me well my brethren... 1. If you could push one person off a mountain, who would it be?bjork.  cause she sings about it in that song, "watching my body slam against those rocks," and i cant ...
Posted by tami joh on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:10:00 PST