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*_R O Y A L_*

Chicka chicka boom boom will there be enough room?

About Me

International crime Lord, part time Casanova, full time rock star, sometimes your mom just isn’t enough. Instigating riots, minor criminal record mostly for public sexiness; it’s not my fault I was born charming. Narcotic much? Maybe I can be confused with Edward Teach at times but it’s not like I’m looking to plunder your BOOTY. My rubix cube skills are mad; I say “the bomb” and “the shit” out of complete context.Nothing I do has a point, not even the nekkid okay well that was for you mom but she said she’d give me the link to her official site.You know why the sky’s blue?Because you touch yourself at night.

My Interests

Insecure sluts, Fascist, gay boys, pirates, estimated colleges, possibly your mom, nekkied extreme fun time KABOOM music, parties involving one or more shrimp dishes ewww clam bake, dancing in the shower, rapping, throwing it down, holding it down, jack, jack, jack, mon beau au tre tre bien ;) ,pimping Lindsey for an Ipod I need my tunes, coffee, lemon sprite, DDR, rpging biotchs, checkers, clubs, hoes, social studies, movies, riots, graffiti, being everyone's everything,and on Sundays Dane Cook or Steven Lynch yar, har, har, har sluts.

I'd like to meet:

I got a thing for guys who can make the beat box noises, if you can do the robot to then your just the SEX.

Music:

Ratatat, Hollywood Undead, Damien Rice, Three 6 Mafia, Jeffree Star, Placebo, Fur Fur, Miss Kitten, Golden Boy, 50 Cent, Dany Elfman is just a crazy motha fucker, Gorillzas, James Blunt (lyric honey glitter ear sex )

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Roary O'shea was here, Quills (mmm), Con Air, Narina, Danderous Liasons, Dogma, Good Will Hunting, Narina.

Television:

Robot Chicken. The Boondocks. Samuri Champloo.
Which Pirates of the Caribbean character are you?

Books:

I can read.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Dare! What's Royal Doing With Those Ladies?!

dareView more video clips at Yashi     Good question WHAT AM I doing with those ladies?   Ha. Ha. Yeah, international playboy, pimp, rock star casanovaaaaaaaaa.   You so HAWT! &n...
Posted by *_R O Y A L_* on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 02:05:00 PST

You So HAWT!

Ha, ha, ha fuck yeah.   I'm not that CATHOLIC but you dont know what I do in the CiTY so stop trying to impress me. I love it when YOU try to act like you have something the boys and *girls* ;) w...
Posted by *_R O Y A L_* on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 07:22:00 PST

Lindesy Touches Herself At Night

TheRoyalCon: Do you know why the sky is blue?Quiet Aristocrat: Because I touch myself at night   I told you I'd post it....
Posted by *_R O Y A L_* on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 03:03:00 PST