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hairboy

Pickles are just cucumbers dipped in EVIL.

About Me

My life pretty much revolves around my husband. Joe and I will be together for 10 years this February of 2008 (We met when I was 11). Sometime next year we are going to have a wedding... or commitment ceremony... or non-religious act of blasphemy... whatever you call it... they all mean the same thing. We will vow that day to love each other forever, which is no different than exactly what we have done for almost ten years already. We basically just want the presents. We have participated in way too many hetero weddings, and I expect something in return. We promise to throw one hell of a raucous party to make it worth your while, bitches. Seriously though, be nice to us or you won't be invited. :P

My Interests

My life secondarily revolves around hair. I'm totally gonna be like George Washington Carver and his 300 and something uses for peanuts... only with hair. I'm gonna use it for everything... solve the energy crisis, create shelters for homeless people, save the world from the horrors of bad haircuts and 5 inch roots. It's a passion.

I'd like to meet:

People with bad roots and mullets that need to be schooled in the ways of hair fashionability. Unless its rooty done right or a cool mullet done right... then its okay.

Music:

A little bit of everything... Adam Joseph, 30 Seconds to Mars, PANIC! AT THE DISCO, Scissor Sisters, TOOL, Madonna, Bjork, Micheal Buble, Marilynn Manson, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Jamie Cullum, Courtney Love, Dangerous Muse, Morrissey, Mary J. Blige, and my guilty pleasure and love of my life... Justin Timberlake (he is sooo in the closet).

Movies:

I watch a lot of movies, but there are only a handfull that I would watch over and over again. They are as diverse as my taste in music: Brokeback Mountain, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Wizard of Oz, Starship Troopers, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Interview with a Vampire, House of 1000 Corpses, The Breakfast Club, Ferris Beuler's Day Off, The Neverending Story, and anything with Parker Posie.

Television:

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE!!! I am totally obsessed with King of the Hill. Prolly cause my own family is a bit like Luanne's... sans the whole trailer park thing. Noah's Ark, Project Runway, Prison Break, LOST, Heroes. Other than that I think TV is pretty much shit... actually, including that it's pretty much shit.

Books:

Anything by Laurell K. Hamilton... If you haven't read her, you should. I completely fell prey to the whole Davinci Code hype and anything by Dan Brown. Wicked, Memoirs of a Geisha, Neil Gaiman... The Devil Wears Prada, Harry Potter...

Heroes:

This is kind of a lame category. Sorta like "If you were stranded on a desert island, what three things would you want to have with you?" I have lots of personal heroes. My friends... Joe, Scott, Sandy, to name a few. I also have a few hair heroes... Sandra Yu, Sherri Jesse, and Nina Tarantino to name a few. Democrats... I like them alot, too. I can't stand George W. My friend Sandy has a bumper sticker on her car that reads "The only Bush I trust is my own." HAHA! Truly, words to live by.

My Blog

I almost peed my pants when I saw this!

If you aren't watching American Idol, then shame on you!  I watch mostly for these two boys:  Blake Lewis and Chris Richardson.  The following photo will be the subject of many fantasie...
Posted by hairboy on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:37:00 PST

Blog Muffin

Its late, I can't sleep, and blogging seems a great way to pass the time.  The problem is that I can only think of clever and witty or intellectual and stimulating things to say when I am driving...
Posted by hairboy on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:26:00 PST

Pedophile Rehabilitation

Ladies and Gentlemen... the following Images are graphic. The sad fact is that I had to pick my chin up off the floor after viewing them, while attempting to battle a slight unwanted stir in my mantie...
Posted by hairboy on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:09:00 PST

Soapbox Pt 2

Okay, bitches... I wrote that last blog @ noon today... and 48 of you read it.  Not one comment.  What's up with that?!?  I feel totally unloved.  Only a handfull of you subscribe...
Posted by hairboy on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:00:00 PST

Whats with your Privates?

What is with so many people setting their profile to private? I find it really annoying!! I realize maybe some of you have done this, and I just don't realize it because we are friends... stop it! ...
Posted by hairboy on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:04:00 PST

Doll Shoot

They are finally here! These were photographed by the amazing and talented Jennifer Spencer. The makeup and hair was done by me (with a whole lotta help on the makeup by my husband, ex-freelance mak...
Posted by hairboy on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 04:40:00 PST

Photo Shoot Pics!!!

These are some pics from my photo shoot with Jennifer Spencer last week. The shots were taken by my wonderful husband Joe of the actual shoot itself... None of these are the actual photo shoot photos...
Posted by hairboy on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:49:00 PST

Gay Rights

My husband posted this quote last night.  It hits home with me... what do you think: "Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands."--Erne...
Posted by hairboy on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 08:49:00 PST

Whats New?

I haven't posted a blog in a while... I have been way too busy.  Work has been insane!  I just started doing Great Lengths Extensions... I have done several people now, and it is the shit....
Posted by hairboy on Mon, 29 May 2006 04:19:00 PST

First Reactions...

this is stupid... but it killed like 8 minutes.1. I need: some sleep. 2. Sex: is fun for a power bottom. 3. Relationships: are hard work, but the rewards are worth it. 4. My Last Ex: was 10 years ago....
Posted by hairboy on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:08:00 PST