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Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands

About Me

I have been happily unwed to a guy named Josh (hairboy) for the last 10 years. We have a house that suits us in the county, aka West Jesus, where we have our two dogs and five cats... yeah five, don't ask. Between his schedule and mine we don't get to spend a lot of time with each other and I think that is the secret to our success. Currently, we are toying with the idea of having a ceremony next Fall. We won't be having one because of our undying love for the other, after 10 years that's all gone anyway along with regular sex, but rather for spite and revenge for all the gifts we have bought our marrying breeder friends for getting married, having parasites, and all the damn gift-wrap and cookies their evil spawn peddle to us.
For the last 12 years I have been a professional anarchist specializing in corporate assassination, aka graphic designer and marketeer. A few months ago I decided I needed a change. My original reason for going to college was to be a biologist so I decided to start there. I was too old to go through med school, being a nurse sounded boring, so I turned to paramedicine and that's what took. So in a few months, if the planets align, I will be on what will finally be a new career I can live with. I just hope the people I treat can say the same thing!
Other than that its all about your standard faggoty trade...dancing, shopping, drinking, whoring, bitching, manscaping, skin care, fragrance, making breeders feel better about themselves and their mundane lives, and gym hopping... okay so maybe not all that much gym hopping. *sigh*

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone, anywhere and while fierceness is always welcome... attitudes need not apply. I like to meet just about anyone so long as they have a functioning brain in their head. No that does not qualify everyone living since a lot of people are walking around with some malfunctioning goods. You can also add to that anyone who likes to dance and have a little adventure. Especially if that adventure involves something exploratory or historic like taking a long walk in a dry lake and picking up fossilized sabertooth fangs.

You're a Free Love Kisser
Of all the kissing types, you've racked up the most experience Kissing is no big deal to you - you'll kiss anyone you find hot! It's easy for you to take the plunge and make the first move. And you don't really consider kissing to be cheating! What Kind of Kisser Are You?

Music:

My first album, yes album, was The Best of Blondie. That pretty much set the stage for my life I think. According to iTunes I am currently into Combichrist, VNV Nation, Scissor Sisters, Adam Joseph, Dangerous Muse, Goldfrapp, Gary Numan, Madonna, Rob Zombie, Tool, Vast, Moby, Rammstein, Marilyn Manson, Nina Simone, and one song by Nelly Furtado called "Maneater."

Movies:

I LOVE MOVIES! I will start by saying that I grew up during the first round of Star Wars. So the Trilogy will always be first and foremost, and yes I too wanted to cut the head from Jar Jar Binks. For the rest, I love Youv'e Got Mail, As Good As It Gets, American President, Strange Days, Boogie Nights, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Starship Troopers, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Shaft, X-Men Trilogy, Fantastic Four, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Mummy Duology, Seven, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Troy, Fight Club, Batman Begins, American Psycho, Transporter Duology, V for Vendetta, Day After Tomorrow, Armageddon, Matrix Trilogy, Alien Quadrilogy, just about anything with Morgan Freeman, and of course Mean Girls...long live the Plastics!

Television:

It's all about Sci-Fi and serial storylines. Dr. Who, Lost, Nip/Tuck, Heroes, House, Stargate SG1 and Atlantis, Battlestar Galactica (New and Old), Prison Break, CSI Miami, Noah's Arc, Fantastic Four, Sex and the City, Queer as Folk, Oz, Babylon 5, any of the Star Treks, and last but not least Project Runway and Survivor, my two guilty reality pleasures.

Books:

Again, Sci-Fi is what captured my imganination and it shows in my reading. Hand me anything by Peter David and I will be happy. The same could be said for Timothy Zahn. A close third is R.A. Salvatore especially when he is writing something other than Forgotten Realms. The series that I love(again with the serial plotlines)are Star Treks: Deep Space Nine, Titan, and New Frontier, Star Wars books in general but especially the New Jedi Order Series, and now the ongoing Legacy of the Force Series. I am also a rabid comic fan to this day and still get my weekly fix. Favorite titles include all things X-Men including X-Factor and Excalibur, Green Lantern, Justice League of America, The New Avengers, The Young Avengers, Ms. Marvel, 52, G.I. Joe, and Amazing Spider-Man.

My Blog

48 is Number 1 or The New Math

Okay two blogs in two days...you can blame Dan and Joe for getting my political juices flowing. You can also thank Bill Maher and Rosie O'Donnell for starting me on this particular tangent... Americ...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:56:00 PST

Congressional Oops or Tired of Hearing about Dick

"If you think the worst thing Congress doesn't protect young people from is Mark Foley, then wake up and smell the burning planet. The ice caps are cracking, the coral reefs are bleaching, we can see ...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:22:00 PST

Josh's Dolly Photoshoot

Here are some pics from Joshua's photoshoot last Saturday. Remember these are pics of the shoot itself and will look NOTHING like the actual pics. Our Photographer was  Jennifer Spencer and from ...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 10:17:00 PST

10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

A friend posted this as a bulletin and I just couldn't help myself...I had to post it.  It is always funny to me how the most simple of arguments can be used to breakdown the most complicated or ...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 04 May 2006 01:50:00 PST

Waking from the nightmare....

Today there was a lot floating around about the future impeachment of Gov. George W. Bush (I say Governor because that was actually the last office he was elected to by the majority of the people.) Su...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 08:18:00 PST

I'll muzzle my dog when you leash your kid...

This notice has been going around lately concerning the recent California ban on pit bulls and other "dangerous" breeds.  Which of course is pure insanity for too many reasons to go into.  E...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 04:02:00 PST

Diary of an Unwell Gay Man

Forgive me ya big Mary, for I have sinned.  On Friday I was caught singing to Gwen Stefani while running on the treadmill at the gym and dancing to Justin Timberlake while walking to the free wei...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 07:34:00 PST

Logo in Progress

Just two words to everyone who sent me a note on the new graphic today.... THANK YOU!  I of course am still getting things together to launch MIRAKEV into orbit but I wanted to make sure that the...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 01:48:00 PST

What a Week

Part 1: Pepe LePew Eau de ToiletteWow, well it has a been a while since my last blog but frankly I have not felt like communicating with people in person, muchless online recently.  Now I am real...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 02:18:00 PST

The Passing of a Local Legend

One of the longtime fixtures of the St. Louis Gay Community passed away this past Sunday Night.  Petrina Marie, rarely known as Joe Klein,  will be best known as the longtime show director a...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 12:52:00 PST