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Hendo Baggins

I have AIDS

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I'm Hendo, I'm an alky hobbit bastard who never washes and specialises in talking shite! I collect STD's as a hobby and like to spew on couches! I have recently come out of the closet and am a fully fledged homosexual, but I still don't get any as even the poofs won't touch me so I shag fat girls instead cos at least they smell like guys!
I spend my time hanging around guys locker rooms and infesting child care centres with lice!
I can now say I'm truly happy!
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My Interests

Shagging wee fat burds, collecting diseases!

I'd like to meet:

spastics, gay men, little boys

Music:

Will young, Freddie mercury (Solo)

Movies:

Helmet Warrior (gay Porn) and lots of design programmes!

Television:

Anything with Alan Carr

Books:

How to Lube By Manhole Bumpumper

Heroes:

Staresy cos he's pure amazin an I think I have a crush on him but I'd never tell him!

My Blog

I've got a brand new combineharvester and am giving you the key!

well am bored oot ma tree so am gawnae post another blog, so whits been happening?well got pelted outta Burning Earth for drink and drug abuse, and it wouldn't have worked anyways cause of ma new job,...
Posted by Hendo Baggins on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 02:10:00 PST

Spearchucker-tastic

awrite folks it me again! Hows it hanging? Lemme see, whit have ye missed lately, told ma da about the fact that he's gonnae be a granda and he's chuffed so I wis worrying about bugger all really! Erm...
Posted by Hendo Baggins on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:31:00 PST

aids!

auright ya bunch a baws! Am gonna write another one of these thingy ma jigs! Well am off work this week again with insomnia, its magic, sitting up till 5 in the morning when yer sposed to be getting u...
Posted by Hendo Baggins on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 06:55:00 PST