DT Robertson profile picture

DT Robertson

I destroy everything I see!

About Me

The Devil tried to take my soul, but I won it back in a wicked guitar solo battle. I mad shredded on guitar so hard I blew his mind, it was like I had 15 fingers! He tried to step to my insane skills, but his shit got owned! Other than that, I crash motorcycles, play hockey, and create things so beautiful it would make your heart swell and burst. In my medicine cabinet you'll find a bottle of whiskey and a roll of tape. Why would you need anything else?

My Interests

Catapulting into enemy villages, Heartbreaking works of unfathomable beauty, Busting Ass, Bourbon, Prescription Pain Killers, Making out for hours on your parents couch, White Fur Bikinis, Travelling the world, Sweet drunk girls from Sweden, The lost innocence of dry humping, Pretend Kung Fu, The Lakers, The Buffalo Sabres and of course, the beautiful Buffalo Bills!

I'd like to meet:

If you want to be part of my posse, you need to follow a few simple rules: It's about killin not caring, gettin caught and not tellin, and dying without fear.

Music:

Pavement, Steven Malkmus, The Pixies, The Wedding Present, B2K and Ritchie-Lu, The Smiths, Fugazi, The Breeders, Bright Eyes, Cake, Silver Jews, The Eels, Violent Femmes, Yo La Tengo, Grandaddy, Fiest, The Cure, Death Cab, The Shins, Belle and Sebastian, and of course, for making out, either the Cocteau Twins or Big Star.

Movies:

You want my top ten, you get my top ten!! Here it is, in order no less! 1. Toto Le Heros 2. My Life as a Dog 3. Blue Velvet 4. Jesus Christ Superstar 5. Raising Arizona 6. Brazil 7. Pygmallion 8. Amelie 9. The Exorcist 10.The ConformistHonorable Mention: Seven Year Itch, The Eighth Day, Joe vs the Volcano, Let's Make Love, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, His Girl friday, The Philadelphia Story.

Television:

The Office (UK), The Office (USA), Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Dexter

Books:

I'm obsessed with acedemic theology, Everything by Dylan Thomas. Selected work by Arthur Rimbaud. Anything about the unverse and theoretical physics. My favorite book of all time is 'Mother Night' by Kurt Vonnegut. I never thought him to be a great writer, but this is a truly great book. It is based on the line 'We are who pretend to be, so we should be careful of we pretend to be.' Brilliant.Honorable mentions: Smoke Over Birkenau - Seweryna Szmaglewska, Tropic of Capricorn - Henry Miller, Foucault's Pendulum - Umberto Eco, Towing Jehovah - James Morrow, The Jews - Howard Fast, Hyperspace - Michio Kaku, The Hole in the Universe - K.C. Cole.

Heroes:

Jesus, Voltaire, Jim Kelly, Not in that order.