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*xtin* a.k.a AUNT GERTRUDE

her eyes, she's on the dark side, neutralize every man in site.

About Me

HEY EVERYONE!SORRY I HAVEN'T CHECKED MAIL OR APPROVED COMMENTS IN A WHILE! I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON SOME SUPER HOT STUFF THAT I WILL BE SHOWING YOU ALL REALLY SOON SO, HANG IN THERE!!!! TONS OF UPDATES ARE ON THEIR WAY!!!!!P.S. THIS IS NO LONGER MY PERSONAL PROFILE SO, PLEASE HAVE PATIENCE IF IT TAKES ME A LITTLE WHILE TO GET TO YOUR MESSAGE! I PROMISE TO GET BACK TO YOU ASAP!!!! I HAVE ABOUT 300 PAGES OF MESSAGES RIGHT NOW!! WOW!! ♥
XXXO

My Interests



{♥}adobe photoshop{♥}
{♥}alice in wonderland{♥}
{♥}alien workshop{♥}
{♥}all things victorian{♥}
{♥}anime{♥}
{♥}apc{♥}
{♥}aqua teen hunger force{♥}
{♥}arts & crafts{♥}
{♥}auto x{♥}
{♥}baby blue{♥}
{♥}baking{♥}
{♥}baz luhrman{♥}
{♥}being a neat freak{♥}
{♥} better off dead{♥}
{♥}bettie page{♥}
{♥}black{♥}
{♥}bum wars{♥}
{♥}bunny suits{♥}
{♥} bustin' on the ps2{♥}
{♥}butterflies}}i{{ {♥}
{♥}camo{♥}
{♥}candy{♥}
{♥}care bears{♥}
{♥}carmen electra{♥}
{♥}cats{♥}
{♥}chapstick{♥}
{♥}chokers{♥}
{♥}christina aguilera{♥}
{♥}clubs{♥}
{♥}cookies{♥}
{♥}coloring books{♥}
{♥}cooking{♥}
{♥}crayons{♥}
{♥}cuddling{♥}
{♥}dancing{♥}
{♥}delia*s{♥}
{♥}digital playground{♥}
{♥}disney{♥}
{♥}'do rags{♥}
{♥}donnie darko{♥}
{♥}drawing{♥}
{♥}drum & bass{♥}
{♥}element{♥}
{♥}elliott{♥}
{♥}emo{♥}
{♥}engrish.com{♥}
{♥}eye liner{♥}
{♥}fairies{♥}
{♥}finding nemo{♥}
{♥}flan{♥}
{♥}friendbear{♥}
{♥}gel pens{♥}
{♥}geiger{♥}
{♥}german shepherds{♥}
{♥}ghosts{♥}
{♥}godiva chocolates{♥}
{♥}good hair{♥}
{♥}gummy bracelets{♥}
{♥}hairdye{♥}
{♥}halloween{♥}
{♥}hard house{♥}
{♥}hardcore{♥}
{♥}hauntings{♥}
{♥}hello kitty{♥}
{♥}hip hop{♥}
{♥}hitchcock{♥}
{♥}homestarrunner{♥}
{♥}horror movies{♥}
{♥}hot pink{♥}
{♥}house of 1000 corpses{♥}
{♥}ice cream{♥}
{♥}ikea{♥}
{♥}impulse 7{♥}
{♥}in n out{♥}
{♥}insomnia{♥}
{♥}jigglypuff{♥}
{♥}john cusack{♥}
{♥}jones soda/energy drinks{♥}
{♥}juice boxes{♥}
{♥}kevin smith{♥}
{♥}kiddie pools{♥}
{♥}krispy kreme{♥}
{♥}late night diner excursions{♥}
{♥}lavander{♥}
{♥}leopard print{♥}
{♥}light pink{♥}
{♥}lilo & stitch{♥}
{♥}little pink christina aguilera monsters{♥}
{♥}long and amazing conversations{♥}
{♥}making lists{♥}
{♥}making people laugh{♥}
{♥}mc donalds fries{♥}
{♥}meet the feebles{♥}
{♥}metal{♥}
{♥}modifying & racing cars{♥}
{♥}monkies{♥}
{♥}monty python{♥}
{♥}music production{♥}
{♥}my homskillets{♥}
{♥}my little pony{♥}
{♥}my oscar{♥}
{♥}neurotically yours{♥}
{♥}nextel{♥}
{♥}nightmare before christmas{♥}
{♥}nighttime{♥}
{♥}old blues{♥}
{♥}old hollywood{♥}
{♥}oversized spoons{♥}
{♥}page boi caps{♥}
{♥}paul frank{♥}
{&hearts}penguins{♥}
{♥}photography{♥}
{♥}piercings{♥}
{♥}pikachu{♥}
{♥}pin-ups{♥}
{♥}pirates{♥}
{♥}play things{♥}
{♥}porn{♥}
{♥}primal elements{♥}
{♥}primus{♥}
{♥}progressive house{♥}
{♥}puma{♥}
{♥}rainstorms{♥}
{♥}rejected cartoons{♥}
{♥}ren & stimpy{♥}
{♥}reptiles{♥}
{♥}roadtrips{♥}
{♥}rockstars{♥}
{♥}rollercoasters{♥}
{♥}ryden{♥}
{♥}salad fingers{♥}
{♥}sarcasm{♥}
{♥}satin sheets{♥}
{♥}say anything{♥}
{♥}scrap books{♥}
{♥}scratch & sniff{♥}
{♥}serial killers{♥}
{♥}shopping{♥}
{♥}sick & twisted cartoons{♥}
{♥}silver{♥}
{♥}singing{♥}
{♥}six flags{♥}
{♥}skateboarding{♥}
{♥}skittles{♥}?
{♥}slip n' slide{♥}
{♥}slurpeeees{♥}
{♥}snowstorms{♥}
{♥}song writing{♥}
{♥}sonic{♥}
{♥}southpark{♥}
{♥}spontanuity{♥}
{♥}spooning{♥}
{♥}sporks{♥}
{♥}sprinkles cupcakes{♥}
{♥}stars{♥}
{♥}stickers{♥}
{♥}strawberry short{♥}
{♥}strawberries{♥}
{♥}squirrels{♥}
{♥}talking bananas{♥}
{♥}tattoos{♥}
{♥}the 80's{♥}
{♥}the 99 cent store{♥}
{♥}the powerpuff girls{♥}
{♥}the sandlot{♥}
{♥}the simpsons{♥}
{♥}the sims{♥}
{♥}the state{♥}
{♥}things that go *bump* in the night{♥}
{♥}thongs{♥}
{♥}tigger{♥}
{♥}timmahhh!{♥}
{♥}tight hip huggers...low fo' sho{♥}
{♥}tim burton{♥}
{♥}tool{♥}
{♥}trance{♥}
{♥}trauma{♥}
{♥}truck stops{♥}
{♥}uber{♥}
{♥}v-dubs{♥}
{♥}vanilla{♥}
{♥}vegas{♥}
{♥}victoria's secret{♥}
{♥}vivien leigh{♥}
{♥}von dutch{♥}
{♥}watson{♥}
{♥}wendys{♥}
{♥}wii{♥}
{♥}wrist bands{♥}
{♥}your mom{♥}
{♥}xxx{♥}

I'd like to meet:

people who have interesting lives and stories, beautiful people, ugly people, hookers, midgets, dead people, virgins, whores, pyros, chain smokers, insomniacs, insane genius types, artists, writers, canibals, perverts, car addicts, the type of people you can stay up all night smoking cigs and having amazing conversations with, people who bring out my inner geek, monsters that live under the bed and someone like.....

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my lovers
♥xtin♥ has too many lovers. whore.

♥bert♥

♥nana♥

♥stoya♥

♥dk a.k.a poohfish♥

♥iggy♥

♥chinchin♥

♥kristine♥

♥pooh♥

♥narnis♥

♥ang♥

♥billy♥

♥xtina♥

♥monique-antoinette.com♥

♥my snackster partner in crime♥

♥emily♥

♥kurt tortcher♥

♥valerie voyeur♥

♥nick p♥

♥eric♥

♥shan♥

♥ronnie♥

♥nick d♥

♥jason♥

♥digital playground♥

♥robby d♥

♥celeste♥

♥jesse jane♥

♥jana cova♥

♥shay jordan♥

♥teagan presley♥

♥graham♥

♥art♥

♥tom♥

♥jackthezipper♥

♥m♥

♥patrick♥

♥dr. punchman♥

♥jennie♥

♥samantha♥

♥max♥

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Music:

i have very eclectic taste in music.....hard house, progressive house, d&b, trance, metal, hardcore, hip hop, industrial, blues, jazz, punk etc...

Movies:

running with scissors, nightmare before christmas, better off dead, fear and loathing in las vegas, fight club, the blair witch project, identity, high fidelity, american history x, requiem for a dream, the ring, gone in 60 seconds, donnie darko, half baked, belly, finding nemo, alice in wonderland, willy wonka and the chocolate factory,charlie and the chocolate factory bowling for columbine, roger and me, joe dirt, house of 1000 corpses, devil's rejects, anything by tim burton ♥,anything by baz luhrman, kevin smith films, the exorcist, the evil deads, office space, blow, traffic, a clockwork orange, meet the feebles, don't be a menace in south central while drinkin' your juice in the hood, the princess bride, girl interrupted, bully, bubble boy, initial d, annnnnnnnndddddddd digital playground movies are the most amazing ever!!! ♥

Television:

the simpsons, southpark, most extreme elimination challenge, the state, dave chappelle, family guy, six feet under, ren & stimpy, aqua teen hunger force, sea lab, power puff girls, any forensic file death and destruction crap.......and many more...

Books:

*how to make love like a porn star* - jenna jameson, *she's come undone* - wally lamb, anything by poe, stephen king novels

Heroes:


MY MOMMY !

and of course

MY LOVES

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My Blog

another weekend already.....

weekend = friday night....relaxation saturday....laziness with my poohfish and amazing trip to sonic where i got gross food that ruled and a stuffed tot in my kids meal! weeeeee! sunday....slept in...
Posted by ♥xtin♥ on Tue, 15 May 2007 08:51:00 PST

amazing weekend.....

this weekend = amazingfriday night = love love love.saturday = monique + xtin girlie extravaganza, followed by visiting my boys at tattoo mania and getting new barbells for my nipples then taking d. t...
Posted by ♥xtin♥ on Mon, 07 May 2007 09:53:00 PST

how xtin really spends her friday nights.....

okay...so i'm sure most of you think i'm wild and crazy and party too hard.....not quite. today after work i was a girl on a mission...a mission for a new vacuum....not just any vacuum....the shimmer...
Posted by ♥xtin♥ on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 03:39:00 PST

long time no blog......

yesssss...back by popular demand, an infamous xtin blog! ...well this one won't be infamous.....expect nothing too interesting.....as you guys can see, i put up some new pictures! yay! thank you for ...
Posted by ♥xtin♥ on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:35:00 PST

roscoe's, laughing fits and poison yams

another amazing weekend had by me...well until sunday that is! gah! friday night consisted of hustler shopping followed by roscoe's with d. roscoe's is by far the most amazing place evvver.....chic...
Posted by ♥xtin♥ on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:03:00 PST

the crazy cat lady likes to rock out on the 405!

so, yesterday i ran a million pornoriffic errands in porn valley.....this of course ended up with me stuck in not so pornoriffic tra-ffuck on the 405.....what's a girl to do in bumper to bumper tra-ff...
Posted by ♥xtin♥ on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:14:00 PST

death by dinosaur or plastic bag?

this weekend was another fantabulous one......hung out with d. actually didn't play my wii all weekend...shocker huh?friday night was spent relaxing from a long week. saturday i dyed d's mohawk and t...
Posted by ♥xtin♥ on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:07:00 PST

wiis and boycotting clothing.

back by popular demand, another late night/ early morning xtin blog!so far this weekend has been fantabulous. last night i hung out with d and played trauma center on my wii for entirely too long! wi...
Posted by ♥xtin♥ on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 04:36:00 PST

wicked witch of the west, the plague and wii tennis

so, the grandious rearrange happened......i have no clue how i moved half the shit i did.....all i know is i'm covered from head to toe with bruises and my back is destroyed (but, what's new)  &n...
Posted by ♥xtin♥ on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:26:00 PST

how NOT to spend your saturday-sunday

so, i'm being told my random early morning blog posts provide some eyecandy for those who are extremely bored in the wee hours of the morning. now the question is: "why the fuck am i up".....herein li...
Posted by ♥xtin♥ on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 07:07:00 PST