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what a fucked up world we live in

up, down in, then out happy, destroyed kicked in the teeth, kissed on the mouth 6 hours, 6 weeks then one then more? it hurts like hell when you punch the wall but somehow makes you feel bette...
Posted by shallow on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I wish I could hang upside down like a bat

Weightlessness, the perfect amount of salt in the water Total darkness, no sounds Hibernation may not be the answer, but a tempting diversion Learning to sleep alone again is never fun Waking up a...
Posted by shallow on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I wish the birds would shut the fuck up

I have never enjoyed hunting birds for sport, but I have been driven to the point where I just want to kill the crows to make them stop there incessant cawing. The ass of a mockingbird that lives in m...
Posted by shallow on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

moisture

It's wet and grey outside, the air thick with moisture, I have been inside for far too long. Soundcards are devilishly tricky, why can't the computer and the 4 track get along. The computer needs to p...
Posted by shallow on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Shake me like a baby

Never, never shake a baby. Double negatives mean positive, right, so shake me, I won't shut up. Tears of joy come as easy now as springtime rainstorms. Just at the moment you least expect them, fallin...
Posted by shallow on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

festivus

gather round the pole and let's have an airing of grievances.
Posted by shallow on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's taken me a while to recouperate

The party was a hit, only one injury (busted head due to a fall into the recyclables, don't know who it was, but it happened), one streaker (a few laps around the yard), one visit from Austin's finest...
Posted by shallow on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

No tienen un examen para miercoles, lo toman lunes!

I need to study, but I feel too wound up. A beer, a shot of Maker's, and a klonopin should help me to wind down. How much is 2 centiliters, anyway? I think it's 2/3 of an ounce, 30mL=1oz, 10mL=1cL, 2c...
Posted by shallow on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's chilly and damp outside and I'm naked with no lighter

I really wanted to smoke this bowl, but I refuse to do so with matches. KB and Burning sulfur do not harmoniously blend. They taste like shit together. So I must get clothed, and head to the store to ...
Posted by shallow on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

since when did cans of beer get so small?

A beer used to last, now it seems that they are evaporating at a rate faster than I can consume them. I need to develop some sort of device to prevent this from effecting me. Perhaps I could just drin...
Posted by shallow on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST