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the marshmellowninja

Making you laugh is so easy even a caveman can do it

About Me

about me? what if I want to talk about you instead? Did you ever think of that? so tell me everything about you and wake me up when your done! Actually I'm a single guy, who is a smart allick that loves to laugh and make others laugh, I like working out, martial arts, just call me the marshmellow ninja. playing pranks, like mailing rocks to people who move away from Pittsburgh. writing humorus poems, songs and letters. fixing cars. I love automotivekarioky (singing in the car). I'm also a Aquaholic ( consuming large quanity of water). I'm a hollywood stunt double, yep that's my plumbers crack you see under the sinks in tv, movies and adds. Face it, I have the face for radio, the voice for news print, the writing talent for the bottum of the birdcage. I'm the Ugly Snugly!!
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My Interests

music, funny stuff, and Shiny and curvey things like: sports cars(GT 40, Mustang, Firebird, Nova SS), Harleys, or a woman with great legs in shiny pantyhose. Spreading the Joy of life with those who need to have thier smile jumpstarted! God watches over: widows, orphans, idiots, fools, and the cataclysmically stoned

I'd like to meet:

Publishers clearing house prize patrol. anyone willing to give me money, the perfect woman! Ok I'll settle for Miss Right. Ok, Ok I'll settle for Miss sometimes right. Sporky, I'd like to meet you again any and every time! Ceazer Malon the dog wisperer. That Verizon Guy, "can you hear me now? Good" H. Ward and J. Bettis

Music:

comody, slim shady, U2,"what was I thinking", Mathew West, Appologetics, diet pop, pop rocks, Cure, 80's, just about everything except folk, polka, and yodaling. Favorite music video Aha Take on me.

Movies:

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Sure lets go, you are buying right? just help me get my feet unstuck from the floor when it's over. Spiderman, StarWars, Scary Movie series, anything with Jackie Chan or Saundra Bollock!!

Television:

I have one, but it just sit's there like a bump on a log never doing any tricks so I don't watch it anymore. Mash 4077, McGyver, weather channel, Dog Wisperer, Trick my truck, Dukes of hazzard, Extream make over, and Steeler Games!!!!

Books:

mostly used for decorations, and levaling furniture, and keeping dust off the coffee table, sometimes used to kill bugs. Biographies of comidians and entertainers! Books on Jokes and humor, or misheard song lyrics.

Heroes:

Emily B, Saundra Bullock, Ronald Reagan, Bill Cosby, Bob Hope, Charles Swindoll, Spiderman, Don Knotts, Wonder Woman, Dick Van Dyke, Mash 4077,Wierd Al, Arnold the Govenator, and that guy who invented the funny bone.

My Blog

Stop Playing Games With My Heart...

Stop Playing Games With My Heart...   A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes...
Posted by the marshmellowninja on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:43:00 PST

longest survey ever took for ever!

Lets start out with Love:Is REAL love indescribable? If I had it I could describe it Have you ever been in Love? yes I have been What feelings do you get when you know you love someone? like nomatter ...
Posted by the marshmellowninja on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:11:00 PST

life is a do it your self project

An elderly carpenter was planning to retire and he told his employer-contractor of his plans to leave the building business and live a more leisurely life with his wife enjoying his extended family. T...
Posted by the marshmellowninja on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:00:00 PST

$20

A popular speaker started off his lecture by holding up a $20 bill. In the room teeming with people, he asked. "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this...
Posted by the marshmellowninja on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:09:00 PST

Shattered dreams

this is just a parody I wrote to the tune of the song "where ever you will go"   well lately, I'm wondering what is this thing, we call love to honor, to cherish, and never let go but when, I rea...
Posted by the marshmellowninja on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 03:42:00 PST

West Virginia Ten Commandments

Some people in West Virginia have trouble with all those "shalls"and "shall nots" in the in the Ten commandments. . Folks just aren'tused to talking in those terms. So, some folks in middle West Virgi...
Posted by the marshmellowninja on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 09:09:00 PST

Butt Dust and other quotes from kids

What, you ask, is "Butt Dust"? Read on and you'll discover the joy in a child's sincere originality. No adult is this creative!!JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. Af...
Posted by the marshmellowninja on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:12:00 PST

Wait for me written buy Patrick with help from Amanda G

I can't find the words to expresshow beautiful you look in that summer dressIf only I could speak with eloquencethen your perfect beauty I could express when I look into your eyes so warm and brownlik...
Posted by the marshmellowninja on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 12:02:00 PST

(Emily B) I'd give you everything By Patrick

just a song I wrote for EmilyI don't have a fancy car to drive aroundI cant afford to buy you a diamond studded gownoh how I wished I had millions in the bankbut some days, I can't even fill the gas t...
Posted by the marshmellowninja on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 11:59:00 PST

Always Bonjovi (Emily remix)

this romeo is bleeding but you can't see his blood it's nothing but some feelings that this old dog kicked upit's been raining since you left me now I'm drowning in the flood you see I've al...
Posted by the marshmellowninja on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 11:46:00 PST