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About Me

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals fa-laaaaming.
My name is Stephie, I'm a 24 yr old woman with the humor of a 13 year old boy. I sing, draw, run, dance, and make excellent shadow puppets and grilled cheeses. (Sometimes at the same time) I'm currently training in Japanese Jiu Jitsu, I love making people laugh. I don't do drugs, or dangle babies out of windows. I love meeting new and interesting people in random ways. I my love life, my home, lamp, my roommates, my family, homosexuals, rocking out, and Bill Paxton. I love a good "your mom" joke. I don't eat animals, and I don't nag those who do. I try to take everything as it comes. I don't like being used, or lied to, or ignored, but then who does? I drink a lot of coffee and beer, swear often, and enjoy throwing children's birthday parties, in between spitting and pushing old ladies.
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is. MyGen Profile Generator
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My Interests

I'm gonna burn this baby everyone!

Singing, Theatre, Art, Music, Comic Books, Japanese and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Traveling,Movies, different Cultures, History, being a closet wanna be Art History Nerd, spending time with kids as well as being a huge one, playing in the snow, and making/eating chocolate chip waffles!!!.

I love laughing, and hanging out with hilarious people who enjoy making me laugh. :-)
I'm interested in meeting people who aren't douche bags.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone is in your life for a reason a season or a lifetime. What will you be for me?
I want to meet Happy people! Bill Murray,Optimus Prime, and the Witty Bastard of my Dreams.
I also want to meet people who want to make sweet sweet ha-ha funny with me. Or teach me how to play Violin or drums

and these guys......

Music:

Funk, Funk ROCK, and FUNK rock.

Movies:

Star Wars, Serenity, Old School, Billy Madison, Duplex, Anything written by Kevin Smith, Anything by Tim Burton, Anything by Mel Brooks, Forrest Gump, Jumanji, The Sandlot, Slackers, Beatlejuice, Pirates of the Carribean, Donnie Darko, Resident Evil, Lord of the Rings, Willow, Spiderman, Little Women, Interview with a Vampire, Legend, Scrooged, Clue, Napolean Dynomite, Anchorman, Elf, Big Fish, Ground Hog's Day, Indiana Jones, Death to Smoochy, Harry Potter, American Psycho, Back to the Future, Wet Hot American Summer, Kill Bill, Garden State, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Batman Begins, Kung Fu Hustle, etc.... And I LOOOOOOVE A Christmas Story!!!!!!!

Television:

Family Guy, Heroes, 24, Angel, Buffy, Firefly, Sopranos, ReBoot, The Simpsons, Cowboy BeBop, The Price is Right, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The State, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, The Croc Files (RIP STEVE),Ren and Stimpy. Iron Chef
Stella Shorts,
I don't watch Tv too much anymore, pretty much all the shows I enjoyed, ended or got canceled.
The Fox Network has killed my faith in TV.

Books:

Things that make me go "Hmmmm"

Heroes:

My Blog

Last Comic Standing!!!!!!!

Hey Chicas, Chicos, and Pikachus! Good Karma Alert!I have a comedian going up this Tuesday who is a very funny lady and is currently on this Season of LAST COMIC STANDING. Come check her out for FREE ...
Posted by Stephtimus Prime on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:36:00 PST

I’m MOVING!!!!!!!!!

Hey kids. So I’m moving this week. Hooray!! Kinda nervous about it, but also pretty excited. I have some new kickass roomies Russ, Megan, two kitty cats, and my lovely deliciously sexy&nbs...
Posted by Stephtimus Prime on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 09:41:00 PST

New Blogage!! Don’t mind if I do.

Happy Daylight savings!!! I haven't written a blog since October, and yet some how I have two blog views from today. Who keeps reading these?! Well, for my faithful readers...here is...THESTEPHIEUPDAT...
Posted by Stephtimus Prime on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:05:00 PST

Look Ma! I is an Actress!

and not a filthy filthy dentist. If you haven't seen me online in a while it very well may be one of three things: a) I have a life that is filled with filming movies, Pool Parties, an off broad...
Posted by Stephtimus Prime on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 09:49:00 PST

Personal Professional

Never mix the two. It's like having an Vicodin and Vodka cocktail; no good can come from it--unless you're Elizabeth Taylor.Yesterday was (for the most part) a very good happy exciting day filled with...
Posted by Stephtimus Prime on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:15:00 PST

Holy chit mang!

Hi Guys!If you haven't already done so, please check out my video "Herpicide"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbUFeaHlyN4Voted Top Video Pick of the week by Chuckledumper.comThank you to everyone for yo...
Posted by Stephtimus Prime on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 04:05:00 PST

Happy Days!

Ala the Fonzy!Quitting my job was the best thing that has happened in a long time. Not that I don't miss the ever loving SHITE outta my co-workers; I totally do. But I've taken the past few weeks...
Posted by Stephtimus Prime on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 07:37:00 PST

Stephie’s Doing Stand-up on Wednesday!

Hey Guys, Show this Wednesday 9pm!! This show is my first show since February so please come and support! New York Comedy Club241 East 24th Street (between 2nd and 3rd)New York, NY 10010212-696-523 $1...
Posted by Stephtimus Prime on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 08:20:00 PST

Worth it if you have the time

Oh the life. I've been pondering a lot lately and when ever that happens trouble is not too far away. I went out to a bar last night for Annie's going away party and had a good time. ...
Posted by Stephtimus Prime on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 09:31:00 PST

Live the richness

Live the richness What's so great about today? That's for you to decide, determine and fulfill. Is there any reason for today to be a memorable one? There is when you create a good reason. This day...
Posted by Stephtimus Prime on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 11:25:00 PST