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I'm 21 years old and I attend Mount St. Mary's University where I have completed a Computer Information Systems major and a minor in business. I am spending my final semester here working on a minor in english. I'm Puerto Rican, and damn proud of it. College has been interesting.....I am now a member of an elite group here on campus known as The Trap, and I now live in a place that is simply known as TRAP III. The Trap recently formed an alliance with the other two apartments that know how to run shit and have fun around us, and have now all come together as the infamous Parla Trappa Mu. Together, we run A-Towers and create a party atmosphere like none another on campus. My nickname/what mostly everyone calls me here at school for four years is Balls, it's a long story, so yeah just go with it....Aside from the party atmosphere, I like a lot of music, I'm into anything comical, and I'm a Chicago sports fan(Bears, Cubs, Bulls, etc.). I worked at Mount St. Mary's University's Information Technology facility this past summer, and am looking to pursue a similar career after college that will pay me NICE money. I played lacrosse in high school, and helped form a club lacrosse team here at school, which I played for last year. My all-time favorite band Finch just got back together after a 2 year hiatus, which is bad ass. I like to make people laugh/smile. If I can't make you laugh/smile, then please just get the fuck outta my sight.....
**UPDATED ON 2/12/08***TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Martin Hernandez
Birthday: 's are awesome!!! 11/03/86
Birthplace: Shady Grove Hospital
Current Location: Mount St. Mary's University in Emmitsburg, Maryland
Eye Color: bluish-green
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty tighty
Your Heritage: Puerto Rican 50% German 25% English 20% Other Europe shit 5%
The Shoes You Wore Today: Are the same fucking shoes I wear everyday!
Your Weakness: Red Heads. I can't say no if she's got pretty red hair! Unless, well, there are exceptions....
Your Fears: death, large spiders, snakes, close ones dying young, not being funny, etc.
Your Perfect Pizza: Lotsa Meat pizza. But I'm lactose Intolerant(can't have dairy products without good medicine), so fuck you for putting this fucking dairy question in this survey!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make my friends smile, get good grades, overcome my frequent panic attacks
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: I have to pee, I'm still tired, and I don't want to leave my room!
Your Best Physical Feature: It would be inappropriate to write.....but I'll say my runners up are my chest and arms.
Your Bedtime: late as shit......in the summer, it's when the sun rises....
Your Most Missed Memory: Riding shotgun in Burke's car doing whatever the fuck we wanted to do!! Also recently, spending time with my loving dog, Ginger. R.I.P. :'-(
Pepsi or Coke: eh, it's gotta be caffeine free. Caffeine tends to give me retarded panic attacks.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Not sure, I like them both probably BK since I don't have it around here to get all the time. I get sick of WacArnold's....WACARNOLD'S IS TEARIN THIS FAMILY APART!!!!(a Chappelle's Show reference for those who don't know. It's great episode.)

Single or Group Dates: single dates! I haven't had much luck on group dates. EVER. My ex girlfriends and those whom I almost exclusively dated can verify that for you if you don't believe me....
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea I guess....I don't drink much iced tea. It's got caffeine in it and makes you have to pee a lot.
Chocolate or Vanilla: depends. Pudding - chocolate, ice cream - both, cake - both, etc.
Cappuccino or Coffee: I don't drink either...but I guess I would say Al Pacino. He's a great actor. Scarface is the SHIT!!!
Do you Smoke: No! Everyone around me does and tells me never to start! So, I don't...AND I WON'T!!!
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah!!!
Do you Sing: Occasionally
Do you Shower Daily: I try to! But I only usually get one in during the summer, and one in the winter....I didn't even know where the showers were in my house until my parents pointed them out to me this summer....
Have you Been in Love: Yes I have. Great experience. Wouldn't have traded it for anything!
Do you want to go to College: I am in college right now!
Do you want to get Married: Yeah I wanna.
Do you belive in yourself: well if I didn't I'd be dumb wouldn't I? It would be like if santa didn't believe in himself or if magic didn't believe in itself....
Do you get Motion Sickness: yeah if I'm in the right motion to get sick....Cloverfield pushed it, ugh I almost got sick...but it was a good movie.
Do you think you are Attractive: Of course, or else I would have changed my appearance
Are you a Health Freak: Kinda...
Do you get along with your Parents: Very well!
Do you like Thunderstorms: True story: I had Astraphobia(the fear of thunder and lightning) and Lilapsophobia(the fear of tornadoes) when I was a child. But now I'm over them and they don't bother me....
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar...electric and accustic!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Can't do it anymore....it leads to weeks of awful and constant panic attacks...which isn't worth it in my opinion...but yeah I have haha
In the past month have you Smoked: no freakin way!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only the ones prescribed to me...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, this is a retarded question. why the hell would someone want to know if I have anyway? To see if I've become a gross fatty??
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah, it's addicting.
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope, I am taking a break from being in the spotlight! It's time for others to be put over!b
In the past month have you been Dumped: NOOO!

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no, well possibly the title of "World's Most Perverted Man", but nothing else other than that...
Ever been Drunk: :-D
Ever been called a Tease: haha yes I have.
Ever been Beaten up: hell no! Wait, my brother kicked my ass all the time when I was growing up. He whooped my ass for 14 years, then he went to college. Now he's back. Yikes!
Ever Shoplifted: not that I can recall. I mean I shop and I lift weights, but not at the same time. Now that would be a skill that I would like to see someone try to master...
How do you want to Die: I don't want to, but since I have to, i'd like it to be in my sleep at a very old age.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Well I've had a dream job since day one. I've always wanted to be the most popular and greatest professional wrestler in the world. But I guess if I can't do that then I'd like to do something that I like and that pays well.
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain or England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown or blue
Favourite Hair Color: for a woman, red, but brown and blonde are a close 2nd...I love straight long hair too. If you've got it, don't put it in a pony tail everyday...let that shit down! It's hot!!!
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: not too much taller or shorter than me
Weight: 100-140 and big boobs are nice too. Oh, and nice legs and a nice big, firm ass. I also like a girl to be tan.....I know that had nothing to do with the question, I'm just putting it out there...haha
Best Clothing Style: I don't care, if it looks good, I like it. Short skirts and knee high boots are sexy though....on a chick that is...
Number of Drugs I have taken: none. Who TAKES drugs? People usually BUY them. Then they DO them or SELL them....
Number of CDs I own: too many to count....
Number of Piercings: on me or on a girl? Me - none girl - at the max one belly button and a few ear piercings
Number of Tattoos: on me or on a fucking girl!?!?! This is not specific. Me- none now. Girl - maybe one on their lower back or ankle.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 5
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My Interests

Comedy, music, sports, life, friends, family, etc.

I'd like to meet:

People that share my sense of humor, people that are chill and aren't fake, my favorite bands/athletes/actors/porn stars/freak shows/comedians/magicians(how do they do it!?!?!), Santa, the Lord, my deceased relatives, my future self, etc.

Music:

FINCH!!!!!!, Metallica, Tencious D, Soilwork, Fear Factory, AFI, Papa Roach, P.O.D., Chevelle, Blink 182, Box Car Racer, New Found Glory, Catch 22, NOFX, MXPX, Rancid, Pennywise, Green Day(old stuff), Offspring, Afroman, 311, Foo Fighters, System of a Down, Rob Zombie, plus a bagillion more bands that consist of rock, punk, metal, rap, etc.

Movies:

Comedies, Memento, The Count of Monte Cristo, Superbad, plus more....

Television:

Family Guy, Wrestling, LOST, House, Sealab 2021, Entourage, South Park, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Robot Chicken, Nip/Tuck, The Sopranos, Rescue Me, NFL Network, and a whole shit load more....

Heroes:



Finch - What it is to Burn
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