Jake

I am a biological son of Long Island, New york. And a adopted son of the world. I have a lot of pictures for you to look at.
The one of whom I speak. The family, to me.

I have a strong belief in Karma...
and I like to think I have a clear view of the Big Picture.
Please check out my time... Music. Photography. Stand-Up Comedy.
and find me on PathConnect.com Its like Myspace with just enough seriousness to keep away the 16 year old emo kids and the shallow self-centered naked people.
So this is the "about me" section of my myspace... but you see... I dont believe that any person can correctly describe themeselves in an honest and accurate manor.... Cause we're all dillusional and vain. So im going to let OTHER people who know me, tell you, "about me"..... im forever accepting "about jake"s from people who know me to put in this section.... so send me one!.... heres what we've got about me so far......
New Found Friend, Hot Mittens Monica writes:
"You wouldnt know it by his taste in peanut butter, but this guy has an incredible view of the world and the things in it. (he prefers smooth to chunky, pfft.) He is only 22 but seems a lot older probably because of his life experience. Hes the guy who makes you feel better after a bad day. but not the "oh, youre a good person, you are so nice, im going to tell you things will get better, even when im not so sure they will.. but i want you to stop crying so im going to bull-sh*t you" sort of way. hes basically just a genuine dude who tells you how it is. his sense of humor is what stood out the most to me. he has a good idea of where he is headed, while still not really knowing at all. he knows what is important to him. he knows his likes (movies, music, his family, his dog cosmo), and he knows his dislikes (jelly of any sort, the food in florida, not having gas [fuel]). he is a barrel of monkeys. f'real. some call him jake, i call him my friend. we will eat food together monday evening."
Good Freind Stephie (and mother of Jakes unconceived twins) writes:
"J-Jovial A-Awesome K-Knowledgeable E-Eater of many Wheat Thins
Jake kicks much ass. MUCH ASS...ka-ra-te style We met in a shitty production of West Side Story. I say shitty because it was. Anyway, Then Jake and I became friends he was pretty Hyper and that was perfect. Then he made me go see his band play in our friends driveway. They did a Blink 182 cover I remember that. He loves little animals, and little children (in the non Michael Jackson way), and "Little Women" by Louisa May Alcott. He also loves muuuusic, and houses made of Wheat Thins boxes, as well as getting multiple tattoos of things I don't understand. I heart Jake, and hate that he moved to old people central. I have faith that he'll come back to visit someday and we'll party like it's onsale for $19.99. The End, for now :-D"
Friend Amy (Dorkasaur) writes:
"I know Jake as a voice at the other end of the telephone. He is never lacking in conversation and sometimes sounds like Steve from "Sex & the City" when he talks. Jake says groovy alot. He believes in manners and morals in a world that seems to be devoid of both. He takes excessively long showers. Jake doesn't like crappy hipster music. He is probably one of the nicest guys that I've ever talked to because he doesn't tell dirty jokes, even though he calls me Dorkasaur."
Best Friend/Musical-Soulmate, Scot aka Cast Iron Simon Writes:
"Jake's musician side embodies the time period when things were real and life was new...You want a shot of what the game is supposed to feel like...Look up this guy...We all need somebody who has somehow managed to not let the world crush their spirit to inspire us...Jake is that guy. Look em up."
Friend Alex Writes:
"Jake Lloyd, aka Jake Draven, is a guitar slapping, soul stealing machine. If you see a little blue car spinning out of control in a vacant parking lot of a pool hall at 3 in the morning, you can bet he's behind the wheel. Honest and upfront, he speaks his mind and looks out for those he cares about. You'll never lack a friend or a fun time when he's around. But be advised: he may take your soul."
Cousin Paul Writes:
"Jake is commonly known around as Jake Draven. HE'LL TAKE YOUR SOUL!!!! He used to live on Long Island, but now he resides in Penscola, Florida. In my brother's Tiger Wood's video game he kinda looked like a snake, or a reptile, but in real life.....He doesnt. If you wanna compare him to anyone, It'd be Egon's little brother. He has tattoos. He's a musician. Therefore, He's a rock god to many young woman."
Jessicola (as dubbed by Jake) writes:
"Jake can have a webcam conversation with you accurately and with no words...is a pretty funny dude...has awesome ink...can do a flawless homestarrunner impression...owns more stand-up comedy than anyone i know...has a few really pretty guitars...can sing very well...takes alot of pictures...cares about everyone...is just an all over awesome guy.
so thats me I guess.
Look at this face!
Rodin is Inspiration.
i missed my era
a picture is worth a thousand sore asses.
apparently it was for me.
incredible
my sister! trust in family.
without this family i am nada!
and without this love. this joy.
and the friends that never change
I love this place.
the pensacola job
youve never seen cuter
Cosmo!!! My dog is cooler than you.... Way Cooler.
and his cousin CJ..
and so is his cousin Chino...
i forgot to mention i was the punisher.
proof we can coexist. the mother.
look out for that twig...
"You're crazy uncle Jakey"
Scottie Mack!... damn I miss this guy.
Role Model.
Clockwork Ink. Centereach Long Island.... go see Jon.
Bekah and Jamie puttin on thier Caps.
come ride
old school
names Awkward, really.... awkward.
T and I
found this road somewhere in the middle of central Florida...

so i took it.
follow that dream