All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.Alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it.I'm not drunk. I'm just exhausted from a long night of drinking.I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case and the other case - we only got one case left.I'm so drunk I can barely see, But it helps me get through another dayC'mon, let's go drink 'til we can't feel feelings anymore.
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BEST OF THE WEEKPICK-UP LINE: It's either you or that Fat girl, my bed can't support her.. so lets get out of here!
HONORABLE MENTIONPICK-UP LINE: 1)"I'm having a really bad day and it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile so would you smile for me?"
2) "You Look like you could use a STIFF ONE!"
3) "I was with your MOM last week..so I know she would approve"
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