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Malachai

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Hi!! My name is Malachai, just in time for halloween I've come to myspace to warn you all of the dangers that halloween may bring. Just kidding I love halloween! Issac says halloween is the celebration of the devil, but thats a load of poppycock. Halloween is the time of year for tricks and treats! Some of you may know me already, I was featured in the fine Stephen King film "Children of the Corn" a true story of a bunch of "children" here in Nebraska. We killed all the adults in town because we are bored here and we believe "He who Walks Behind the Rows" told us to scarifice anyone over the age of 19. What do adults know anyways right?

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My Interests

Killing people, corn, tending the corn fields, reading the good book, hanging out in abandoned towns, stopping children from drawing and listening to "runaway" by Del Shannon. Making materials of worship out of you guessed it, corn.

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people, nice young ladies, and a whole mess of you hott hott myspace fineys!

Music:

None

Movies:

Anything by Stephen King, waka waka!

Television:

Flavor of love 2, dateline NBC, Fashion House, bones. Wait no we dont have TV here in Gatlin, damn it!

Books:

The good book, you suckaz!

Heroes:

He who Walks Behind the Rows, and Issac