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About Me

Hi! My name is Olivia Jones and I'm a 17 years old from Portland, Oregon. I'm just a cooky little white girl that loves to have fun with friends. I'm from a decent sized family, being the youngest of six, having almost twenty nieces and nephews and having too many cousins to count... it's pure chaos and I love it. This is a warning to those who want to know me, because you need to be crazy in order to handle the craziness. ♥

    • Wait... Are you still reading this? Wow, I feel freaking special. Well, I've been told that I'm morbid at times. This is most likely due to a the fact that I am obsessed with horror films and anything related to them. Is that weird? I don't care, that's who I am and I don't need your approval to hit the frame by frame button on my dvd remote when Jason Voorhees slaughters a promiscuous blonde chick.
    If you are desperately trying to seek the back button on your keyboard to escape my profile, I totally understand. I freak myself out at times. I'm mostly harmless, though. Trust me. Please?

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    My Blog

    Army update

    Hey Guys! I thought I'd post another one of these to keep all my buddies in tune to what is going on with me. Let's start off with the obvious... Yes, I am still joining the army. I've been speaking w...
    Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 22:42:00 GMT

    Army

    Hey Everybody! For those that don't already know, I have decided to join the Army. I'm in the Future Soldier Program and I will not have to report for basic training until after I've finished my schoo...
    Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 03:36:00 GMT

    "My Last Will"

    This was found written on a small piece of paper in my grandfather's wallet when he died in November of 1965 at the age of 41."When I'm dead and in my grave, no more pussy will I crave. On my tombston...
    Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:40:00 GMT

    You Know You Live in Oregon When...

    1. You know the state flower (Mildew)2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.3. Use the statement "sun break" and know what it means.4. You know more than 10 ways to order cof...
    Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:30:00 GMT

    Worst Movie Remakes of All Time (or at least until now)

    Moviefone's list of the 25 worst movie remakes of all time, some of them I completely agree with, others kind of hurt...25. Meet Joe Black (1998)24. Alfie (2004)23. The Ladykillers (2004)22. The Truth...
    Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 21:36:00 GMT

    Cribs (I thought this was funny)

    "It takes a lot of nails to build a crib.It only takes one screw to fill it in."
    Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 13:31:00 GMT

    13 Things PMS Stands For

    13 Things PMS Stands For: 1) Pass My Shotgun 2) Psychotic Mood Shift 3) Perpetual Munching Spree 4) Puffy Mid-Section 5) People Make me Sick 6) Provide Me with Sweets 7) Pardon My Sobbing 8) Pimples ...
    Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 16:30:00 GMT

    The Good Ole Days

    Before the MySpace frenzy.Before the Internet & text messaging.Before Sidekicks & iPods.Before MIKE JONESBefore PlayStation2 or X-BOX.Before the 5 hours of homework you put off every night.WHE...
    Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 18:20:00 GMT