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The Surreal Bunny

Don't forget to water the plants...

About Me

I sell biological orgone accumulators to eccentric millionaires for a living, as well as teaching army cadets the essential combat skills of Tarot reading and quilt design. On my days off I like to make guest appearances in dreams and east european family sitcoms. For my holidays I usually like to hide under the stairs.

My Interests

The choreography of pole dancing to backwards guitar solos, talking to toothpaste - please choose organic natural toothpastes for articulate conversation - toothpaste with added fluoride is simply too moronic to communicate properly, skinwalkers, walking into trees, cryptozoology, salad, orgonomy, eliminating rational thought...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with the middle name of "Angelica", spontaneous creationists, artistic erotic dancers, people who truly think Jimi Hendrix was an alien, aliens who think Jimi Hendrix was a human, Harvey (but of course!), collectors of fossilised birds' eggs, quantum theorists, Charles Darwin's secret twin brother Mortimer, maple syrup afficionados, Patrick Duffy, depressed millionaires, and anyone with a crazy idea and the guts to follow it through!

Music:

Anything that isn't cheesey! Unless its cheesey in a tongue in cheek, let's take the piss kind of way. Then its OK. Music is everything and everyone.

Television:

is moronic...