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Osama

I like to hump sheep

About Me

I'm a cowardly terrorist. I like to fuck sheep in the ass then go bomb American interests. As of right now I live in Aruba. Every day I sit out on the beach and soak up the sun. Sometimes I will get a nice massage by 3 of my 50 wives while I'm downing a Corona Lite. But my main goal in life is to have fun and piss off people. Really I am a down to Earth mellow guy it's just I have a kinky side which leads to sexual relationships with sheep, camels, gorillas, and elephants. Seriously I am an idealist and a man of peace. The Quran preaches for peace...ha I PISS ON THE QURAN! Ask me for more info.

My Interests

humping sheep, cowardly acts of terrorism, more sheep, tanning in Aruba, Corona Lite, warm beaches, yet even more sheep, back massages from my 50 wives, and New York Yankees Baseball

I'd like to meet:

Allah, Saddam Hussein, Ho Chi Minh, Napoleon Bonaparte, George Washington, DMX, Ghengis Khan, Budha, and..........

Music:

Sheik Muhammad is a personal favorite, along with Hasan Adams, Mustafa Shakur, and Saleem Stoudamire

Movies:

FALAFEL NAMED DESIRE, JIHAD-ALYPSE NOW, CITIZEN MUHAMMED, BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE JALALABAD, ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS INFIDEL, THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE RAMADAN, TO KILL A SUB-SAHARAN RETICULATED DESERT LYNX

Television:

Al-Jazeera, and YES Network

Books:

How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb by me Osama Bin Laden

Heroes:

Barry Bonds, Jose Canseco, Kirby Puckett, Carlton Fisk, and Shoeless Joe Jackson