Jose

Hello, my name is Jose Canseco. When I was young I used to be all about baseball. As I got older it became all about the roids, women, and wife beatings. After my third arrest and court ordered anger management class, I learned to channel my rage into an effective squealing tool. I ratted out every single teammate that I could think of. Was I wrong to screw everyone over and make money? Hell no. Major League Baseball screwed me over first by not signing me to a contract. How the hell do you think I ended up playing for the Newark Bears.