Mike Mergner has unfinished business in Canada

greatest day in nhl history:.. width="425" height="350" ..he actually scored 30 but oh well Scotty Clemmensen gives up game winning shoot out goal hahahaha Mike Richter's GREAT SAVE on Pavel Bure on a penalty shot in the 1994 Stanley Cup Finals. Martin Brodeur can't make that claim! GOLD MEDAL WINNING HENRIK LUNDQVIST! WHERE WAS BRODEUR? GIVING UP 2 GOALS TO ITALY? OR LOSING TO SWITZERLAND? OH HE LOST TO FINLAND UNLIKE LUNDQVIST! WOOOOOOOO! "WE WILL WIN TONIGHT!!!" UP YOURS BRODEUR!!!!! MARK MESSIER 6 STANLEY CUPS!!!!! CAN'T SAY THAT ABOUT SCOTT STEVENS!!!!! WOOO HOOO UP YOURS PETE!MY AIM SCREEN NAME IS HELLRAZA316. Well..... yeah either you know me personally or you've seen me around. Yes, I am indeed Mike Mergner. I live in Bloomfield, NJ but I want out so bad. A recent trip to North Carolina, along with West Virginia has me dreaming. Well let me tell you the real me. I tend to hide who I really am. I can make anyone, and I mean anyone laugh. When I want to I can be funny, and when I actually try I can do anything. I am a leader, I like to have that Captain's "C" on my hockey sweater because I am not afraid of anything, and I am not afraid to back down from a challenge. But lately it seems I'm more upset than happy, and quite frankly it's living in this area. Everything is so damn rush rush rush and everyone has an attitude. That's why I loved North Carolina. No thugs, no punks, just nice people living the good life. I want that. I want to get married one day and have children. Go ahead call me a fag, but hey it's true. I once dreampt about a career in music but I am not good I suck plain and simple. When I put my mind into it, and my entire heart and soul I know I can do anything but lately I lack confidence in myself. Now don't think I like emo because that sucks! I like classic rock Led Zeppelin, Hendrix, Floyd, Pearl Jam, the 90s grunge I like best. Well if you have anything to ask about me go right ahead. My top 3 influential celebrities would have to be 1) Layne Staley, 2) Denis Leary, 3) Lewis Black. I am a Conservative and yes I voted for Bush! Kerry sucks! I love America with all my heart. USA! I get upset over so many issues that are wrong in the world and there's nothing I can do. I don't want illegal immigrants to be legalized because my ancestors came to this country from Germany, Italy, and Ireland, and they didn't have jack shit but they worked their asses off to become successful. By giving illegal citizens all these rights that is a slap in my ancestors face! They even learned how to speak English, not like these assholes who refused to learn the language, and on top of that they boo and jeer the American anthem at a soccer match in CHICAGO! Well, if America sucks so much go back to Mexico and fix your own God Damn shithole country! America needs to change. America needs to grow some balls. Like a line in an Alice in Chains song, "We pay our debt sometime". * * * *
Long Survey About Yourself
What time are you starting this?: 8:30 EST
Name?: Michael Mergner
Nicknames?: Mike
Date of birth?: 3/21/85
Sex?: Male
Height?: 6'3
Eye color?: Hazel
Where were you born?: St. Barnabas Hospital, Livingston, NJ
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: 21 (one for good luck)
Pets?: Used to have a dog but she died of Pancreatic Cancer
Hair color?: Brown
Piercings?: No sir
Town you live in?: Bloomfield, New Jersey
Favorite foods?: Pizza, chicken, more fucking pizza
Ever been to Africa?: No, it's not my motherland
Been toilet papering?: Hahaha God Bless Mischief Night
Love someone so much it made you cry?: What is L-O-V-E?
Been in a car accident?: Yes
Croutons or bacon bits?: Is this a salad question? If so fuck salads I aint a rabbit!
Favorite day of the week?: Saturday
Favorite resturant?: Play By Play
Favorite flower?: Rose
Favorite sport to watch?: Hockey, no I'm not Canadian
Favorite drink?: Mountain Dew Code Red and Southern Comfort
Favorite ice cream flavor?: Vanilla or chocolate chip cookie dough
Warner Bros. or Disney?: Uh, Warner Brothers I guess because I'm not a kid anymore
Favorite fast food restuarant?: Taco Bell
Carpet color in your bedroom?: Tan
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: None, that's a woman's question
Whom did you get your last email from?: Probably some porn site
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: I don't have a credit card.
What do you do most often when you are bored?: Sleep or play video games or play with myself
Most annoying thing to say to me?: "Hahahaha you're fat" like I don't fucking no that asshole!
Bedtime?: Whenever I feel like it
Favorite TV show?: Rescue Me, South Park, Drawn Together, Beavis and Butthead, and Sportscenter
Last person you went out to dinner with?:: My friend Pete
Been out of country?: No sir
Believe in magick?: Magick? It's magic dick head, and no I don't
Ford or Chevy?: Chevy
What are you listening to right now?: Alice in Chains- Suffragette City
Have you ever failed a grade?: Hahahaha who hasn't
If you have, what grade did you fail?: Too many to list
Do you have a crush on someone?: No sir
Do you have a bf/gf?: Hahaha the day that happens is the day Iran has Democracy
If so, what is their name?: Not Applicafuckingble
How long have you been together?: Don't you listen asshole I'm single!
What are you wearing right now?: Eric Clapton shirt and jeans and black boots
Would you have sex before marriage?: Only if I had strong feelings for the person
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: Haha thank you Van Halen, I have a friend who's having an affair with one.
Are you a virgin?: Yeah, what's the big deal about this shit, god damn MTV is to blame.
Do you smoke?: Only when I am extremely pissed off I need to mellow out
Do you drink?: Not socially, do you see any pics of me drinking in crowds thinking I am some bigfuckingshot Mr. Cool
Are you ghetto?: Fuck no rap sucks!
Are you a player?: Fuck no and never would be
What are your favorite colors?: black and blue
What is your favorite animal?: Shark
Do you have any birthmarks?: Yeah
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: Mentally
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: I'm no yapping woman
Have you ever been slapped?: Haha I take pride in it
Do you get online a lot?: I'm on enough to waste my time with this aren't I?
Are you shy or outgoing?: outgoing
Do you shower?: Yes
Do you hate school?: Who doesn't
Do you have a social life?: Haha my "click" is 4 or 5
How easily do you trust people?: Only people I know personally for a long time
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: That's why they're called secrets
Would you ever sky dive?: Yeah why not
Do you like to dance?: Fuck no.
Have you ever been out of state?: Yeah lots of times
Do you like to travel?: Yeah road trips kick ass
Have you ever been expelled from school?: No but my friend did for attacking some kid from behind
Have you ever been suspended from school?: No sir
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: Yeah it's turning into "Little Newark"
Are you spoiled?: I must admit it my grandparents did spoil me
Are you a brat?: Hell no
Have you ever been dumped?: Haha yeah right and Al Sharpton's not a racist
Have you ever gotten high?: Best feeling ever
Do you like snapple?: Good shit
Do you drink a lot of water?: Eh, sometimes
What toothpaste do you use?: Crest
Do you have a cell phone?: Who the hell doesn't this is the 21st century
Do you have a curfew?: Fuck no
Who do you look up to?: No one
Are you a role model?: Hahaha do I look innocent?
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: 6 Flags kicks ass
What name brand do you wear the most?: I don't make fashion a top priority
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: None, no bling bling shit
What do you want pierced?: I don't think I want anything pierced
Do you like takin pictures?: It's cool
Do you like gettin your picture taken?: Eh, I don't smile though
Do you have a tan?: I have Irish in me does that answer your question?
Do you get annoyed easily?: Stupidity pisses me off
Have you ever started a rumor?: It's fun I must admit
Do you have your own phone or phone line?: No sir
Do you have your own pool?: No the town won't allow it, stupid Democrats
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: Boxers
Do you have any siblings?: Older sister
Have you ever been played?: I don't do this ghetto crap
Have you ever played anyone?: Again, I AM NOT FUCKING GHETTO!
Do you get along with your parents?: Ha, we make the Jews/Palestinians look peaceful
How do you vent your anger?: Violence, smoking, video games,
Have you ever ran away?: Yeah when i was like 8
Have you ever been fired from a job?: No sir
Do you even have a job?: Yeah in the summer
Do you daydream a lot?: Yeah it feels good to be in fantasyland
Do you have a lot of ex's?: Hahaha I don't think so
Do you run your mouth?: Yes I do I'm not afraid to say my opinion
What do you want a tattoo of?: Skull
What do you have a tattoo of?: American Patriotism
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: They have 5 fingers, aka its my right hand
What does your most recent crush look like?: I don't have a current crush never have never will
Whats her/his name?: Her name is Sgt. Slutbucket
Have you ever been bitched out?: Yeah then I just curse them back stupid cunts
Are you rude?: Only when pricks are rude to me
What was the last compliment you recieved?: I can't remember
Do you like getting dirty?: Doesn't bother me
Are you flexiable?: Hahaha I need to get back in shape
What is your heritage?: German, Irish, Italian
What is your lucky number?: 13
What does your hair look like right now?: A mess I didn't comb it today
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Describe your looks?: I am tall, I am fat, I look like Andre the Giant meets legendary guitarist Slash
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: Blood red
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: Yeah
Would you ever date someone older than you?: Yeah why not
When was the last time you were drunk?: It takes alot to hold me down
How many rings until you answer the phone?: As soon as I can get to the damn phone
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: National Geographic couldn't cover it that day
If yes, when was the last time?: NEVER!
When was the last time you went on a date?: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You make a good comedian
Do you look more like your mother or father?: Mother
Do you cry a lot?: No only when people die
Do you ever cry to get your way?: Fuck no this is a woman's question again!
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: "Ok, alright no problem"
Are you the romantic type?: Given the chance I will
Have you ever been chased by cops?: No sir I'm white
What do you like most about your body?: My soul
What do you like least about your body?: Everything but my soul
When did you have your first crush?: 2nd grade
When was the last time you threw up?: Few months ago
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: Whatever I can get
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?: I'm not Deuce Bigalow
What about cleavage?: I do have man boobs
Is your best friend a virgin?: They are all
Have you ever fucked someone up?: Mentally I have
Have you ever been fucked up?: Yeah it's called drugs
What theme does your room have?: Sports, music, clutter
What size show do you wear?: 15
What is your screen name on .. Hellraza316
How are you feeling right now?: Eh, watching hockey so good
When was the last time you were at a party?: I don't do the social scene
Have you ever given a lapdance?: HAHAHAHAHA good one
Have you ever recieved one?: God Bless Hitch 'N' Post
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: God that's all high school was rumors and popularity contests
What is one of your bad qualilties?: Uh just take one look at me
What is one of your good qualilties?: My heart and my soul
Would you marry for money?: Fuck no this is another woman question!
What do you drive?: 1996 Jeep Cherokee Sport
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: Mother's child
So?: So? Uh am I supposed to be upset here?
Well?: Well, you're annoying me now.
When was the last time you cried in school?: I never have
Would you ever hook up with the same sex?: I AM NOT A FAGGOT!
What kind of music do you like?: "Grunge", and heavy metal
Would you ever bungee jump?: Sounds good
What is your worst fear?: Death
Would you ever join the army?: If we got attacked and they brought back the draft I would
Do you like cows?: They are good fucking meat!
If you were to die today, what would you do?: Write my will then go find a hooker and feast like a king
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b?: See you in the next world and don't be late
Do you like to party?: No I don't do that crap
Hearts or broken hearts?: I like my heart the way it is
Moons or stars?: It's basically the same shit dude
Coke or pepsi?: Both are good
Favorite scent?: I don't wear cologne
Favorite band?: Alice in Chains
Would you ever dye your hair red?: Yeah blood red
How many languages can you speak?: 1, English and that's it I am never speaking Spanish god damnit!
What time are you finishing this?: 9:40, only because I procrastinated for a half hour
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