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Tequila

I'm not barking at nothing..i'm barking at thetree

About Me

.. My name is Tequila and i'm a 4 year old pure bred German Shepherd. I have one sister who is 3 years old. Her name is Kokanee. I enjoy fighting with her alot. I live with my awesome owner (Kayla). The best owner ever!!! She plays with me every day outside in the yard. I love it. I sometimes bark at the neighbours when they are outside. My owner doesn't like it, but what if they jump over the fence and attack her? Too bad I can't tell her that. I really think that my trainers dog Deisel is really cute. I'm too shy to talk to him though. But, maybe next time I could say hi. I hate sleeping in the kennel too..I love sleeping with m owner or in the spare bed room. :). I also like to giver Tigger baths too. He always hisses and growls at me, but I know he enjoys it. But I better get back to my doggy work before my owner comes and gets me. Who knows what she'll do when she finds out i'm on the computer. I'm such a good dog..did I mention? I may look like a sweetie, but I can kick ass!!I love my siste Kokanee, but when it comes to kisses, she's obsessed! Oh the joy

My Interests

Barking at the neighbours kids, barking at the birds, barking at my Kokanee, attacking Kokanee, chasing Tigger, begging for food with my signature puppy face(they always fall for it), sucking up, bac..BACON...WHERE!?, chasing squirrels, swimming in the pool, raw hide bones, popcrn, licerish, jube jubes attacking my friend Harley, barking at my owners friends(they always look suspicious), playing ball, popping the new soccer balls my owner buys me (it makes me feel powerful), watching Animal Planet, checking out pictures of hot police dogs on duty, doggy porn.

I'd like to meet:

The dog that lives across the street. I never had the chance to meet him yet. He's always busy entertaning is crappy owners. Me and him can go a bird hunting trip..oh the fun. AndYou

Music:

I listen to whatever my owner listens too (all that metal stuff). But, preferably I choose to listen to the Spice Girls and The backstreet Boys.

Movies:

K-9

Television:

Animal Planet, Cops

Books:

If I only knew how to read.

Heroes:

Local Police dog up here in the city..Nitro. He's such a handsome man when he snarls.