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Batman

Where the hell is Robin?

About Me

I'm the highered muscle for Gotham City. Usually I chase down Mr. Freeze or the Penguin or the Joker. I always get the babe and that faggot Robin always gets jealous. Why do I need a side kick anyway?

My Interests

saving Gotham City, working out, getting laid, S&M, bowling, roller blading, screwing the CEO's daughter, and any other fun activities where I can't be recognized

I'd like to meet:

Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Michael Keaton, Bruce Wayne, the person who designs my damn suits and tell him what a shitty job he does, Spiderman, Superman, Incredible Hulk, Fantastic 4, X-Men, Captain America, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and any other super heroes

Music:

anything that gets me pumped up for kicking bad guys asses; usually it is Metallica, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Alice in Chains, Motley Crue, you get the drift.

Movies:

Spiderman 1 & 2, Fantastic 4, X-Men 1 & 2, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1-3, and anything by Clint Eastwood or Gary Busey

Television:

cartoons, CNN, BAT TV, American Idol, WWE Raw and Smackdown, and the History Channel

Books:

since when have you ever seen Batman pick up a book?

Heroes:

Adam West (my grandpa), Outlaw Jesse James (not the faggot car guy whos boning Sandra Bullock), Billy The Kid, Wayne Gretzky, Brett Favre, and any other cowboys