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Little Rascal

I love the smell of queef in the morning!

About Me


Shalom!
Mark and yours truly.
I'm Rascal Kosher!
I'm originally from Stockholm, Sweden but nowadays I live
just outside London, England, with my darling, Mark, who I
love and adore above anything in the world.
I basically left friends, doggie, dad and my dressmaker course
just so I could wake up next to my sexy yid every morning.
I...
am a nerd. A rockin' nerd.
am very house proud.
got the worst sense of humor.
want to adopt a new Bull Terrier.
recycle and think it should be mandatory.
want to go to Prague and Stockholm this fall.
plan to attend a dressmaker course later this year.
am a kid at heart but I got an old soul.
own more pairs of shoes than Imelda Marcos.
am a sucker for kitsch and most things that's 1950's.
can't stand chicks like Kerry Katona. More brain and class, please!
am the master-maker of lentil burgers and flapjacks.
love vintage postcards from Las Veags.
am like a Magpie when it comes to vintage jewellery, I got a huge collection.
am closely related to the first woman to ever get the Nobel price, Selma Lagerlöf.
have been creating some really weird/cool/kitschy stuff since 1999.
(See my album for a tiny taste of what I've made over the years.)
My art:
http://rascalkosher.deviantart.com/
EVEN MORE ABOUT ME
Hair: Black.
Eyes: Dark blue.
Measurements: 5'3, 36-25-38.
Shoe size: US 5.5-6, UK 3, EUR 36.
Tattoos: Many!
Piercings: 4.
Food: Vegetarian.
Fruit: Fresh Strawberries.
Candy: Dark chili chocolate.
Ice cream: Paprika & raspberry sorbet.
Snacks: Chili nuts.
Drinks: Tequila Rose, Strawberry Daiquiri, Kahlúa n' milk.
Beverage: Coca Cola.
Tea: Chai.
Color: Red, black, yellow.
Flower: Tiger Lilly, Daffodil, Peony.
Perfume: Alien by Thierry Mugler.
Animal: Bull Terriers and ladybugs.
Role model: My maternal grandmother Greta.
Track: Hollywood Persuaders - "Drums a go go"
Art: Charley Harper, Stig Lindberg.
Humor: David Cross.
Phobia: Clowns, spiders and snakes.
City: Stockholm and Amsterdam.
Collect: Pretty shoes, lucite handbags, vintage jewellery,
vintage aprons, experiences, tattoos, 1950's stuff.
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
THINK THAT I WILL ADD YOU/YOUR
BAND IF YOU'RE NOT POLITE ENOUGH
TO SEND ME A MESSAGE FIRST!!!
Stoopid!

I miss you SO much, sweetie!
My favorite advert.

My Interests

MARK, oddities, Jewish cemeteries, movies, photography, BULL TERRIERS, abandoned places, cook, bake, MUSIC, colorful cocktails, SOCK MONKEYS, travel, seamed stockings, GLAMOR, eBay, HIGH HEELS, sugar skulls, being silly, VINTAGE DRESSES, wigs, lingerie, bowling,KITSCH, road trips, CRAFT, sew, my friends, Danish Modern, MID-CENTURY MODERN, Scandinavian design, ART DECO vinyl records, swimming pools, Victorian houses, DIA DE LOS MUERTOS, read, old school tattoos, vintage cars, CAR BOOT SALES, vintage bar-ware, make people happy, Mexican wrestling, architecture, funkis, greeting/birthday cards from the 50's-60's, LUCITE HANDBAGS, sending postcards or small gifts by snail mail.

I'd like to meet:

I already met the true love of my life
and trust me, I couldn't be happier.

I still want to meet this guy.

and this band!
I also wanna meet people I already know or share a lot of interests with.

Music:



Rockabilly, surf, punk, doo wop, big bands, swing, jazz, klezmer, lounge, ska, oldies, rock 'n roll, garage, honky tonk, depression-era gospel, Delta blues.

Swedish guitar music from the 60's.

Movies:


Slim Susie

Hebrew Hammer

Big Lebowski

Bad News Tour

Old School

Eternal Sunshine on a Spotless Mind

Radio Days

Little Shop of Horrors

Ghost World
Dodgeball
Royal Tenenbaums
Gummo
200 cigarettes
Mermaids
Goodfellas
Galaxy Quest

Television:

Two & a Half Men
A- Team
Carnivale
Family Guy
The Simpsons
Fur TV

Young Ones
Girls at the Playboy Mansion
Arrested Development

Books:

Some days I indulge myself in Charles Bukowski, Isaac Bashevis Singer, Dennis Lehane or bad 50's pulp. Other days I look for inspiration in books about craft, kitsch, interior design, pinups and vintage fashion.

Heroes:


Mr.T

Cindy Sherman

Bettie Page

Terry Richardson

John Waters

My Blog

MY MIDDLE NAME IS LUCKY

I think my crying days are over. Seriously.I'm so glad to still be alive after all the shitty years I have had in the pastand I think my luck has changed enormously since I met Mark.Maybe because he s...
Posted by Little Rascal on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 08:04:00 PST

SO THIS IS WHAT ELLE CALL ROCKABILLY?

I really can't stand when people talk/write about something they obviously don't have the slightest clue about but they think they do.Like today, I was sitting in the waiting room at my surgery and pi...
Posted by Little Rascal on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 09:15:00 PST

EAR WITH A HINT OF GARLIC

I was up early this morning because of pain, I have an ear infection.I was an "ear child" and had ear infections every other week, it stopped when I was about 19, I have had pain sometimes after that ...
Posted by Little Rascal on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:40:00 PST

HUGE UPDATE!

Last week I was totally busy with my darling's birthday party.Last Friday I cooked and baked for 8 hours!I made a Lebanese style buffet with hummus, falafel, garlic dip, lentil burgers, couscous with ...
Posted by Little Rascal on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 10:20:00 PST

COUNTESS NERDULA

Since I know a lot of facts about totally random and often weird stuffMark said this morning that if I was living in a castle in TransylvaniaI would be called Countess Nerdula. :))
Posted by Little Rascal on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:46:00 PST

MARKY AND THE TRANSVESTITE

Funny thing happened yesterday.Landon was a real hero and drove us to a local car boot saleand as we had a look around Mark saw this really big shoes and said: "Wow! That's shoes big enough for a tran...
Posted by Little Rascal on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:48:00 PST

SEXY SAMBA

I've been feeling blue most of the day but I feel a bitbetter now after I finished that 1940's bikini top Istarted last week before I got ill.Right now I'm listening to Ava Leigh - "Mas Que Nada"which...
Posted by Little Rascal on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 03:01:00 PST

HELVETE!

Det finns små trick som får folk att ge dig mer än du är värd...- kentJag hatar England och mig själv och jag vill bara åka hem!HELVETE!!! *sjuhelvetes ångest*
Posted by Little Rascal on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 06:40:00 PST

DADDY’S COMING TO ENGLAND!

I've been extremely anemic the last couple of days so that'swhy I've been away.I went to the hospital yesterday and I had my new dress onwith red and white stripes, my doctors secretary totally fellin...
Posted by Little Rascal on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 01:17:00 PST

PRETTY IN PINK

I'm gonna rant a bit now...I'm fed up with not being able to go anywhere.I feel like a restless lioness in a tiny cage just dying to get out.I want to go to Stockholm but I don't want to go alone, I w...
Posted by Little Rascal on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:10:00 PST