Emily Starts Fires - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Well, I am me. I can be vicious or cunning. I can be intelligent or willfully dumb. I can be very outgoing or painfully shy. I disappear for weeks on end only to reappear without any explanation. I confuse everyone. And I like it.~ MyGen Profile Generator ~~~

My Interests

I live for music. I also have interests in paranormal phenomenon, physics, psychadelics, and other cool "P" words. I love fire and explosions and car wrecks. And I'm addicted to rocks. There is nothing better than digging pretty minerals and gems out of a pile of dirt or pulling pure gold out of a stream.

I'd like to meet:

People like the ones I already know, they are the best kind. People who play guitar. People with senses of humor who do not try to monopolize my time.

Music:

My all-time favorites are Tool and Led Zeppelin... OLDER: Van Morrison, Black Sabbath, Jimi Hendrix, the Doors, Cream, Pink Floyd, Steve Miller Band, the Allman Brothers Band, Janis Joplin... NEWER: the Offspring, Static-X, A Perfect Circle, Rage Aganist the Machine, Primus, Queens of the Stone Age, Nine Inch Nails, Foo Fighters...True confessions time, too. I've also started to like SOME country and bluegrass and top 40, too. I think I'm a music schitzophrenic.

Movies:

I can't commit myself to two hours at a time to something that will probably piss me off!

Television:

Blow up your TV with lots of gunpowder and other stimulating explosives. It will rot your mind.

Books:

I enjoy reading books about physics and geometry. Albert Einstien was on to something. Geology books, maps, and other earth science reference materials. I am a true nerd.

My Blog

Bad Toyota Day, Fo Shizzle

So I don't have a cow that often, but when I do you can hear it moo from a mile away. Today started nice enough, taking my good friend Mandy to Oregon to pick up her puppy. Wait, no, I get ahead of my...
Posted by Emily Starts Fires on Sat, 03 May 2008 10:03:00 PST

I Came, I Saw, I Conquered... AGAIN

Recently, I took a vacation to California. Many thanks to those who made the trip possible: Allen, for letting me tag along; Glenn, for providing me with means to get there and incentive; my wonderful...
Posted by Emily Starts Fires on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:30:00 PST

Because I Copy Everything Bobie Does

tagged by *BOBIE* Tag! You’re itOnce you’ve been ’tagged’, you have to write a blog of 10 weird / random facts/ habits/goals about yourself. At the end choose 10 people to be t...
Posted by Emily Starts Fires on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:37:00 PST

I Have Been Kidnapped

Here I sit, 7000 feet in the Idaho mountians, watching the snow fall outside the Spiderman room I am in. I know where I am. I know the woman whom kidnapped me. She tied me up with duct tape and blind ...
Posted by Emily Starts Fires on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 08:29:00 PST

How To Solve Homelessness AND Immigration

So, if you know me well, you know that I absolutely hate bums. You know, the stinky alcoholics that congregate there at the exits of the supermarkets, holding signs up that say "tuff time pleaze helpp...
Posted by Emily Starts Fires on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:42:00 PST

My life soundtrack... fun game...

My Life Soundtrack!!!! My Life SoundtrackIf your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be?Remember, don't cheat!So, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod...
Posted by Emily Starts Fires on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:22:00 PST

What Would You Do Survey Thing

What would you do if?The President of the United States called you:Tell him what I tell all bill collectors and other such scum. "She's not home right now. This is her roomate, Julie. Can I take a mes...
Posted by Emily Starts Fires on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 10:34:00 PST

A Survey Involving Me Dissecting My Man

HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOUR MAN: His age: old fartHis Birthday? October 19How long have you been together? too long for putting up what I've put up with... Think that makes me retarded.How ...
Posted by Emily Starts Fires on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 09:18:00 PST

Sick, people... Sick.

Admirers, fans, stalkers, and random blog readers, there is something in the air. No, I promise I didn't pass gas. It's the sickness, and not the Disturbed kind. Taking cues from pneumonia, food poiso...
Posted by Emily Starts Fires on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 07:06:00 PST

Guitar Hero and Shame.

I'm bound and determined to kick this kid's ass IF IT FUCKING KILLS ME! Hear that, 8 year old BEN from Youtube! I'm gonna kick your goddamned ass at this game, and make you cry! Muahaha!...
Posted by Emily Starts Fires on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 11:04:00 PST