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Shipwreck (The Dirty Mick)

About Me

I like to invite people to free shows advertising free drugs and alcohol and then lock the doors and throw mass interventions. I'm the only rapper to transition to ballet, emo, disco, and then successfully go back to hip-hop. I join gangs for free coffee at the meetings. I sell gimmicks and lie about about my lifestyle through my music. I poke holes in condoms. I've never punched a child, they usually respond to hard slaps. I tell other people's kids that Santa died at Wal-mart. I help old ladies halfway across the street and then run the rest of the way to hit the crosswalk button exposing them oncoming traffic. I lead peoples animals away from their house with food and then call them to say I found their pet and would like a reward. I will siphon your gas when I still have 3/4 of a tank. I don't like to brag, I just think it's best to remind others how much better I am than them. I go to other people's funerals to try and sell insurance to their families. I make fun of stranger's haircuts, even when they look good. I pretend I have superpowers and refuse to use them when people are in trouble. I de-pants my girlfriend every time we're in line at the store. I will send you to Scientology Hell if I don't like your face.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 05/03/2008
Band Website: www.animalpornrocks.com
Band Members: Chuck Norris, Batman, the construction worker from the Village People, Judge Judy, and the guy from that one show.
Influences: Children screaming, that one girl that had the wierd rash, my parole officer.
Sounds Like: You are asking some stupid questions.
Record Label: Bomba Productions- Higher Intelligence
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

It's a blog... about a blog...really?

That's right, nothing special to see here. Just a little notice about some links I'll be posting to all the artists performing at the Black Potatoe (yes, with an "e") Music Festival in Clinton, NJ in ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jun 2009 01:02:00 GMT

Music Performance Pick of the Week

This is cool.
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:30:00 GMT

Something nice to listen to

This dude's name is Andrew Garcia. The first song is a Jesse Barrera cover; second song is an AJ Rafael,. Feel free to check him and some of his originals out.www.myspace.com/adrianwilliamprojectwww.m...
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 14:46:00 GMT

A Chuck Norris Original...by Shipwreck

Chuck's mother was a world renowned archeologist. It was on an expedition to uncover the saber tooth tiger that she discovered Odin's den. Among his possessions was his journal, in which he wrote how ...
Posted by on Sat, 16 May 2009 22:01:00 GMT

A solid from Shippy for real artists

This dude's name is AJ Rafael. You can tell how much his music means by the way he gets choked up while playing with the crowd. Where the hell has that passion gone fore everyone else? Know another ar...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:51:00 GMT

Fun way to kill time messin with scammers

Hey everybody,Richard says I need to post a new blog because he's bored or something. Since I'm lazy, I'm just going to post a few responses I sent to some dude in Nigeria that found my good email (my...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:56:00 GMT

Don’t miss the best new find- Creeping Lovely

Wow!?! Where did these guys come from!?! Have you ever found music that had you hitting the repeat button all day long? If you don't have that kind of time on your hands, I would definitely suggest yo...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 00:13:00 GMT

Accoustic Indie rock for the passionate ones....

Jerry Fee gets my respect. Not only does this guy make some good music, but he also follows up with any leads he recieves stat. This is a huge stand out compared to almost every other cat that thinks...
Posted by on Sun, 25 May 2008 18:13:00 GMT

New Hip Hop this week

Alright, alright.... This weeks picks:Of course you got to check out the 208 representatives. You can safely navigate through my friends list. My man Dice One manages the page so hit him up if like wh...
Posted by on Sun, 25 May 2008 18:01:00 GMT

The Wonder Twinz- A Hip Hop necessity

There is nothing I can say about these dudes that would describe just how fucking necessary they are to Hip Hop. If you don't know, hit them up on their MySpace profile to check out everything they go...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 07:34:00 GMT