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Baby David

Wassup? I'm RICH y'all!!

About Me

Yo! I gots me a new Moms! And she be RICH!!! AW YEEEEAAH! And to all the haters that want me to stay in Africa with like no runnin water, no mother, nomoney and a high chance of catchin Aids an shit - SKREW YOU!! London HERE I COME!!!See, they gots me rockin this dull grey sweatshirt type thing - but I ain't so sure - where's my purple and green Mac at?! MOM!!!An this here is MY NEW MOM!! I LOVE this bitch - she feeds me, cleans me, changes my nappies, tells me she loves me and is always there for me - though there be some other ho who tries to do the same too but always gives up and then shouts at my Mom to do it...

My Interests

White woman titties, day-glo anoraks, Kabbalah, money.

I'd like to meet:

My new family, Rocco and Lourdes... My pops would be nice too, but hey, he ain't got NO money, and I'm sure my new Mom can pay for him to come over on my birthday and shit... MyGen Profile Generator

Music:

Cyndi Lauper - jus kidding Mom!

Movies:

Revolver - jus kiddin' Dad, that movie SUCKED!

Books:

"Sex" - especially the bit where she's lookin in the mirror - beats the hellout of Yakov and the Seven Thieves!

Heroes:

My new Moms! And my old Moms too - Rest in Peace Mom Number One!

My Blog

I's gonna be on OPRAH!

WORD! Moms been tellin me about how she's gonna take me over to the USofmotherfuckinA (when she can legally take me out of the country that is) and we's gonna be meeting my Auntie Oprah! For real! I'l...
Posted by Baby David on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:34:00 PST