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Ben

About Me


Take the quiz:
What 80's Metal Band are you? (with pics)

Slayer
You are Slayer. You love death, destruction and blood. Speed metal and screaming. Sweat and metal.
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You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. You are definitely quirky and often mistaken for mad but if anyone is truly paying attention they can see there is method to your madness. You try really hard to be bad but in the end you tend to do the right thing.

Captain Jack Sparrow


100%

Mary Read


100%

Black Beard


100%

Captain Barbosa


67%

Will Turner


67%

Long John Silvers


67%

Dread Pirate Roberts


50%

Sinbad


50%

Morgan Adams


33%

Captain James T. Hook


33%
What kind of Pirate are you?
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My Interests

masterbation, dead animals, masterbating to dead animals... you know... the usual stuff, tattoos, piercings, etc
Your Pimp Name Is...
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I'd like to meet:

dead animals, preferably with tattoos or piercings

Music:

Social D, Rancid, NIN, The Cure, Bad Religion, Otep, Johnny Cash, anything rockabilly

Movies:

KungFu, Big Lebowski, any western with Clint Eastwood+Lee Van Cleef

Television:

Adult Swim, History Channel, ESPN

Books:

Unweaving the Rainbow: Science, Delusion and the Appetite for Wonder, and the Devil's Chaplain: Reflections on Hope, Lies, Science and Love, both by Richard Dawkins. These are the two most amazing books out on shelves, and I suggest them to all of you. Huge Douglas Adams fan as well.

My Blog

Honor

"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.  Whoever cannot take care of himself without these laws, is both.  For a wounded man shall say to his as...
Posted by Ben on Sat, 27 May 2006 04:19:00 PST

finally got some new pics up

subject says it all
Posted by Ben on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 03:21:00 PST

New piercing

So I got bored a few weeks ago and got my septum pieced.  I'm loving it, but missing the mohawk... I've been trying to post pics of both but they are all too large, so MySpace wont let me put the...
Posted by Ben on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 08:35:00 PST

Mood

I wanna get drunk and pass out on the floor Work myself into convulsions, beat my head against the door, abuse my body Cut it deep, make it bleed Throw my guts out on the floor I never died before. &...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 12:32:00 PST

Got a few new jokes!

1) What's the biggest difference between a dead baby and an apple?     --You usually don't fuck the apple before you eat it. 2) What's 26 inches and makes women cry?     ...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Jesus saves!!

Jesus saves, but Gretzky scores on the rebound.
Posted by Ben on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST