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About Me

29, live in South Carolina, love to be outside surfing, skydiving, SCUBA diving. I'll try it once usually. I'm scarstic, sometimes more of an a%*hole....but only if I like you. If I'm short, or don't joke around much with you...that usually means I DON'T LIKE YOU! Honestly....well lets just say I like to call it the BRUTAL TRUTH! Get over it, life is usually not nice. Other than that......I was on this website once, and everytime I moved had to meet all my neighbors....Megan's Law or something.....but I took care of that problem. I molested a fish once....it looked 18, but man these animals are wearing...I'm not allowed within 50ft of the ocean.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I love people that are fun. I've met lots of people who are cool. But I stopped trying to be cool in High School. But truly being fun is ROCK STAR, and those are the people who I like. If your not having fun..... its just not worth it. Get over life, say what you feel, don't lie to me or yourself. Blah, Blah, Blah!

My Blog

Having more fun than a fat kid eating a cupcake!

Lets see...I woke up today in a strange mood...one that I am normally not in. I cannot tell if its a good one or bad one...but as the day goes by we shall see. Here is a question I'd like...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:13:00 GMT

Funny things...

I was driving somewhere and happened on this GEM of a bumper sticker...it read..."A cat almost always blinks when you hit it in the head with a ball-peen hammer"...I almost pissed myself...CLASSIC! &n...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 22:48:00 GMT

Adak Alaska...

So...to everyone that has wondered where I have been. The zip code is 99546, and its about 1300 miles SouthWest of Anchorage...where is that, well go west...then go farther west and when you thi...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 19:22:00 GMT

A good man!

This weekend I was out at a friends going away party, and my younger brother comes up to me and says he met this guy by the bar. To make a long story short, he is an Army man, that was visiting ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:30:00 GMT

To a friend!

I found out today that a friend of mine Greg Billiter was Killed In Action during operations in Iraq. We both went to Explosive Ordnance Disposal school together. He was a good man, a good...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:38:00 GMT

Magic 8 Ball.....

Ask it anything, it doesn't lie.....try it you might be suprised........and remember that Ms. CLEAO doesn't have ANYTHING on me...!
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:43:00 GMT

A Real Test!

So who really reads these thing....ESPECIALLY from me! Most of the time I just make fun of myself and try to not make sense! Here’s another question.....is it wrong to love boobs as much a...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 19:45:00 GMT

My Theme Song!

Asia's "Heat of the Moment"......everytime you hear that song......just think of me! I rock out to it maybe once a day....maybe more. You never know with me, you can never tell what crazy ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 17:58:00 GMT

Bored!

The longest survey you'll ever fill out! Do the world a favor: fill it out and post it for all your friends.... Do this because the person who did this didn't sit here for ages for nothing. Answer all...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 13:15:00 GMT

My INFO!

1) Using band names, spell out your first name: No DoubtOf A Revolution (O.A.R.)AC/DCHoobastank2) Have you ever had a song written about you? no3) What song makes you cry?Anything by Courtney Love!&nb...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 15:07:00 GMT