THE FEAR. |
fear [feer] (noun)1. a distressing emotion aroused by impending danger, evil, pain, etc., whether the threat is real or imagined; the feeling or condition of being afraid.2. ...that feeling when you w...
Posted by Elle Jay on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 11:01:00 PST |
How to Get a Table at the V... |
Step 1: Find the table where you and your friends would like to sit. Ideally it will occupied with non local females who have drinks that cost more than $3 and shoes more than $30. Step 2: Find your n...
Posted by Elle Jay on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:20:00 PST |
Proof! |
A couple of nights ago Chris lost his His Hero is Gone button (a big deal, I guess, whatever) and, after pouting for 15 minutes, explained "that was like my CARRIE necklace!" Hahahaha. In addition to ...
Posted by Elle Jay on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:02:00 PST |
Just so I remember this actually happening.. |
Yesterday one of my $40 Betsey Johnson earrings fell off into the toilet as I sat down to pee in the Alex's Bar bathroom. I had to wait until I stopped peeing until I could reach in and get it. This i...
Posted by Elle Jay on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:07:00 PST |
WP. |
Now this is the Law of the Jungleas old and as true as the sky;And the Wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the Wolf that shall break it must die.As the creeper that girdles the tree-trunk the La...
Posted by Elle Jay on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:18:00 PST |
This is why your Xmas gift was so shitty... |
Here's a horrible photo of my newest most favoritest tatty by Steven "Brutalomew" Bingham. Of course it looks a gazillion times better in person, but whatever. Be jealous. My fucking elbow hurts from ...
Posted by Elle Jay on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 11:48:00 PST |
Attn: The new breed of groupies at Johnny's. |
Nobody likes you. You are getting free shots of that repulsive jungle juice because we are hoping you will do us all a favor and wrap your Jetta around a telephone pole on your way back to your dad's ...
Posted by Elle Jay on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 12:47:00 PST |
Yo! Bitches with those really huge sunglasses... |
...get some shit that fits your face! You may be blocking out lots of harmful UV rays, but you are making the rest of us want to puke. Fuck.
Posted by Elle Jay on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:33:00 PST |
I'm real choosy about what I choose to see crews see... |
Having a private profile on MySpace is pretty lame (and arrogant and frustrating and ironic).. but it's not as lame as attempting to call someone out in public on something they saw while lurking on m...
Posted by Elle Jay on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 04:35:00 PST |
My friends give the best advice... |
Jessica: "If you can't decide what to do, then it's probably a bad idea" Chelsea: "If you can't decide what to do - just fuckin' do it." Thanks, guys.ps: I did it.
Posted by Elle Jay on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 12:46:00 PST |
