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terminally pretty

O rly? Ya rly! Srsly? Srsly! Lol!

About Me

habitual line-stepper. ..........my hetero life partner.

My Interests

MY FRIENDS, my cats, dive bars, cape cods, lolcatz, nachos, comedy, southern comfort, hole mole, handlebar mustaches, drinking, smoking, kickin' it at the cave, after-parties at camp coronado, tv, kit kat bars, strawberry yogurt, nachos, boys, making fun of people, sleeping, michael j. fox, drunken phone calls, my family, law and order (all of them), dr pepper, popsicles, frozen dinners, jawbreaker, when my cat sleeps in the sink, banana cream pie, showers, jiffy pop marshmallow popcorn, wendy's, cheese, beer, rocking out to hair metal in the car

I'd like to meet:

some day, my prince will come. and hopefully not on my dress. my reasons for living.

Music:

death threat, hatebreed, terror, the hope conspiracy, misfits, guns n roses, salt n pepa, bob marley, neil young, minor threat, eazy e, dr dre, snoop, jawbreaker, danzig, beastie boys, avail, fury 66, social distortion, at the gates, jets to brazil, motley crue, elton john, earth crisis, hair metal, the mix that dave made me for my birthday- best mix ever!

Movies:

can't hardly wait is the best movie ever. boondock saints, mallrats, clerks, the frog prince, edward scissorhands, the breakfast club, secondhand lions, wizard of oz, finding nemo, ferris bueller's day off, old school, meet the parents, anchorman

Television:

dexter, weeds, law and order, csi, the daily show, chapelle's show, oz, court tv, friends reruns, comedy central, the o.c., vh1, snl, dr. 90210, nip/tuck, dog the bounty hunter, will and grace, E! true hollywood stories, the maury show, america's next top model, the soup, vh1 behind the music, forensic files

Books:

nerd alert! i actually read. for fun.

Heroes:

my mom. jim gaffigan. and them.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Blog

Here we go again

Some day I'll break the pattern.  Some day.  But not today...   PS  Is it July yet?
Posted by hillary.claire on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:57:00 PST

Booty Call Agreement

Booty Call Agreement This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2007, by_______________________, between ____________and...
Posted by hillary.claire on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:30:00 PST

why i love her

this is just the tip of the iceberg. "fuck the walk of shame.  we do the stride of pride!" 9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?it's the same shirt I wore last night... 13. ...
Posted by hillary.claire on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:32:00 PST

murphy's law

murphy's law says that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. with that said, my birthday party is on saturday and this morning i woke up with a death rattle, stuffy nose, headache, body ache, you...
Posted by hillary.claire on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:10:00 PST

i just want to be happy half the time, and blue only when i have the time...

I spilled my guts.Don't you know I'd "KILL FOR YOU" Through years and broken hearts I bled it true,yet every drop of faith becomes a sea of pain. The storm on the view, a darkness over me, dead from t...
Posted by hillary.claire on Tue, 01 May 2007 04:05:00 PST

ex-boyfriends

this past month as been the attack of the living ex-boyfriends.  in the past 9 years, i've had 3 serious relationships.  obviously, they all ended, some on better terms than others. #1. ...
Posted by hillary.claire on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:52:00 PST

saving fish from drowning

A pious man explained to his followers: "It is evil to take lives and noble to save them.  Each day I pledge to save a hundred lives.  I drop my net into the lake and scoop out a hundred fis...
Posted by hillary.claire on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 04:23:00 PST

dear friends

thank you for being so good to me. i don't know what i'd do without you.  all. i'll take one "i told you so", so you can ro-sham-bo over who gets to say it. it's going to be rough and i'll apolog...
Posted by hillary.claire on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:05:00 PST

dear futon,

i give you a good home, a roof over your head and 5 furry companions and this is the thanks i get? thanks for breaking my toe, asshole. we're so in a fight. sincerely,hillary...
Posted by hillary.claire on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 03:56:00 PST

happiness

happiness is...   knowing that, no matter what time it is, there are always at least 5 people i can call who will pick up the phone. my brood of cats, who literally fight for my attention when i ...
Posted by hillary.claire on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 03:15:00 PST