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Melissa

I found you! Miss New Booty!

About Me

Make-up artist, go-go dancer, and professional drinker! I curse like a truck driver, and yet somehow still manage to remain quite charming. I do make-up, sing, and cook well....but I make-out, dance, and eat even better! I speak my mind. I love sex. I LOVE SARCASM. I love intelligence. And love myself! My friends and family are extremely important to me, and I take GREAT pride in being a GREAT friend! I'm smart, down to earth, and extremely blunt. Sometimes?..too blunt! I eat more Mexican food than your average white girl should! I'm obsessive compulsive, I have ADD, and I NEVER ever clean out my car! Seriously people...ever! I love music, and do a wicked mean Kareoke! I crave chocolate, experiences, and friendship... and I think there are few things better than good conversation. Well? except for perhaps some good food! Oh? And making out! Making out is great too!!

My Interests

Music, camping, dancing, and drinking. Guns. Hanging out with my girlfriends, hanging out with my dog. Traveling. Swimming. Singing. Eating. Reading. Sewing. Cooking, and porn. Poetry. Buddhism, philosophy, and dual personalities. Science, Insects, hot showers, sarcasm, intelligence, and people who dont take shit! Analyzing, obsessing, and general craziness! Skinny boys. Sleeping. Snuggling. Long massages, and chocolate. Lesbians. Go-go boots. Make-up. Making out. Pedicures. Hugs. Rhinestones, glitter, and other inexpensive sparkly things. Imagination. Intensity. Chemistry. Arena rock, classic rock, ice water, warm weather, thrift store shopping, and best friends.

I'd like to meet:

At home......or at the bar.......my friends are cooler than yours!!!

Music:

Alice Fucking Cooper

Movies:

Films that make you uncomfortable, documentaries, anything based on a comic book (yes, I know Im a dork), and really violent movies where lots of people die. Oh?and chick flicks suck!!

Television:

Top Model, Chappelles Show, MTV (what's left of it), and all the fucking music and "On Demand" channels.

Books:

Yes, please. I like books.

My Blog

Birthday Pics

I got some pictures back from my birthday, so I thought I'd finally post them. I know there were a lot more cameras out there so if you have any photos...please email them to me at [email protected]!...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 03:22:00 PST

Still Loving You....

makes me horny..... that is all
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 04:00:00 PST

Muther fuckin' Snoop!

Tonight was a blast. Ash and I participated in the Roth Corporate party again this year, this one was even bigger than last years! Yes, we had less responsibility and made less money. And yes, it was...
Posted by Melissa on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 02:43:00 PST

again?.....

It seems 5 am has been my normal hour of bedtime for quite sometime now.   It would be fine if I didn't work a day job, a night job, and go out almost every night. It would be fine if I didn't g...
Posted by Melissa on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 05:16:00 PST

you know who you are....

I am feeling so content, so fulfilled, and so god-damn happy with life right now, that I just wanted to publicly thank everyone in it! I love having best friends again, I love the incredible life ...
Posted by Melissa on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 01:24:00 PST

New Year's Eve 2006

New Year's was amazing this year! Another great night at the Suites, with wonderful friends, awesome dancing, and way too much alcohol. How do they make money with drinks that stiff? I just don't get ...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 11:34:00 PST

realizations....revelations....and resolutions

I knew this New Year's was going to be exciting (it usually is), but I had no idea how fun, insightful, and scary one night could be. Along with getting way too drunk and making out with my best frien...
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 10:01:00 PST

ouch

Except for the past two weeks (lots and LOTS of birthday parties), I HAD been saving money and staying home most nights. Fortunately Ive been back to my homebody status (mostly due to lack of funds)!...
Posted by Melissa on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 08:02:00 PST

irritated....

So I guess new is different. And I understand that different can be good. It just sucks..... cause really?....sometimes... I just like it the same!  
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 06:31:00 PST

who are you?....and where has Melissa gone?

Ok....so I did it! I just went to the grocery store to purchase tuna, hummus, and pita chips to snack on...... instead of swinging by "In N Out" on the way home, or raiding the junk food isle of ...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 01:16:00 PST