LOST! |
Please bring me back all of those quarters that jumped out of my pocket into piss and puke when I sat down on the toilet at the bar, the nickels and dimes that fell through the cracks and even the pen...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:19:00 GMT |
Hey Toaster Streudel! |
I don't know, dude. The pop tart kind of looks better.
- Chels
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 18:48:00 GMT |
An open letter to polar bears... |
I'm sorry.All my love, Chelsea
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 03:00:00 GMT |
oh my god. |
too lazy to make ice cubes!
Posted by on Sat, 26 May 2007 18:53:00 GMT |
GOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
That was "god", not "good". People who have the same face on all of the time - What is up with that? Does your face move? Ew, Please don't smile.
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:37:00 GMT |
shit. |
Life is so really unpredictable. Crazy, even. And I suppose to keep up you have to be just as fucking nuts. I can totally do that. You can too.
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 00:36:00 GMT |
This is what I am really into.... |
This is what I actually spend my time doing...listening to stupid music (that my dad would listen to).farting and making a bid ordeal out of it. Shabang.staying true to my lane.dissapointing my parent...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:30:00 GMT |
THIS IS WHAT I'M INTO |
-SUSPENDERS
-TAKING PICTURES OF MYSELF DRINKING
-THAT'S ALL
Posted by on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 18:44:00 GMT |
Sure, why not. |
In the old days in France, they had beheadings of people who commit heinous crimes," Mayor Oscar Goodman said Wednesday on the TV show "Nevada Newsmakers."
Goodman said the city has a beautiful highwa...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 18:34:00 GMT |
The woman I've come to be... |
Just like everyone else, my parents know me... but they don't know me. I realize I'm an adult and can do what I want and blah blah blah, but I always think... What if my parents were on myspace a...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 15:41:00 GMT |
