"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded." -Ralph Waldo Emerson or Bessie Stanley? or someone else?
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Jackin Off Survey
How many times a day do you jack off?
2-3
Do you use your right or left hand?
left or both
Ever do it with any friends?
oh yeah
Ever jack another dude off?
anytime I can
Ever tasted your cum?
yup
Do you have wet dreams ever?
I don't think so
How big is your cock?
7.5
Are you cut or uncut?
uncut
Does your cum shoot our or ooze?
shoot
Wheres the weirdest place you ever jacked at?
church
Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
yup, vail mount
Ever jacked at school?
yup
How old were u the first time u cummed?
14
How did you learn how to jack off?
friend
Do you get lots of precum when u are jackin off?
not a lot
Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
sometimes
If you use lube what do you use?
ky
Are you bi , gay , or str8?
gay
Ever been caught jackin off? If yes by who?
yup
Ever made a video of you jackin off?
not yet
Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
yup
Do you like a friend jack off an cum?
yes
What do you usualy jack off to?
movies
Ever think about any of your friends when u jack off?
sometimes
Is your cum thick or thin?
in the middle
Do you shoot your cum on ur stomach or into something?
stomach
Ever tried to suck your own cock? Can you?
yes, no I can't
Where do you jack off at most?
bed
Who would you want to see jack off the most?
brad,tom or ben
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I want to meet a man with a nice cock &
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I want to meet a man that can sit down and have a drink and talk about any subject:
Music:
38 Special, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Allman Brothers, Backstreet Boys, B.B. King, Bad Company, Bob Dylan, Bob Seger, Bachman Turner Overdrive, Cream, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Darrell Evans, Cher, Dire Straits, Don Henley, Doyle Bramhall, the Eagles, Eddie Monely, Eric Clapton, Fabulous Thunderbirds, Fleetwood Mac, Elvis Presley, Foreigner, George Thorogood, Gregg Allman, Guns n' Roses, Jefferson Starship, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Buffett, Joe Walsh, John Lee Hooker, Kansas, Kelly Pease, Kiss, Led Zeppelin, Los Lonely Boys, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Matchbox Twenty, Matt Maher, Matt Redman, OAR, Queen, Phish, Rob Thomas, Robert Cray, Rolling Stones, Santana, Steve Miller Band, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Styx, Switchfoot, Ted Nugent, Tom Petty, Tower of Power, Van Halen, ZZ Top, ABBA
Movies:
Blow, Fantastic 4, Clueless, Legally Blonde, The Bodyguard, Serendipity, Unfaithful, Sleepless in Seattle, Matrix, X-Men and X2, Troy, Beauty Shop, JarHead, Fight Club, Anything with Brad, Tom or Ben, Wind talker,
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Books:
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Heroes:
Think before you act:
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Which Queer As Folk Character Are You?You are Brian.
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1. How old are you? 24-26
2. What is your sexual orientation? Homosexual
3. Have you ever given someone oral sex? Sure I have
4. Have you ever received oral sex? Yes, of course
5. How many sexual partners have you had? More than 15
6. What is your pubic hair style? Trimmed neatly
7. What kind of underwear do you wear? Boxers
8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos? Both taken and been in them
9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area? Yes, a nude beach
10. Do you watch porn? Yes, and I own some of my own
11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex? Both watched others and been watched
12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants? About 7 inches
13. Have you ever expirimented with another man? Yes I have
14. What is your favorite sexual position? Spooning, side by side
15. Are you circumcised? Yes I am
16. What gets you off fastest? Intercourse
17. How often do you masturbate? Whenever I can
18. Have you ever had multiple partners at once? Yes, an all out orgy
19. Have you ever paid for sex? Nope, never
20. When did you lose your virginity? 15-16 years Old
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